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  • 20 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:07pm
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    sometimes you just gotta pick an eye and go with it. pray its the good one.

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:50pm
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    Hahaha, I'm glad there's actually a funny text on here.

  • 13 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:10pm
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    why is there always someone saying "fake"?

  • 9 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:56pm
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    Not that I want them here or anything.

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:16pm
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    Donkey punching....what kind of sick, abusive, shit is that?

  • 10 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:48pm
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    this happened last night at McCarthys. hahaha. shit

  • 9 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:31pm
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    I bet I could fuck her eyes back straight!

  • 8 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:25am
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    Lmao. Is all I have to say

  • 9 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:04pm
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    Sexy, make eye contact!

  • 8 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:45am
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    Fucken Victorville. Represent!

  • 8 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:03pm
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    hahaha this one is great

  • 8 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:30pm
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    ahhhhhhahahahahahaha

  • 8 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:32pm
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    donkey punch -- best idea ever

  • 9 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 7:06pm
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    Cross eyed people have feelings too. NAWT.

  • 9 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:10pm
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    What's wrong with donkey punching?

  • 7 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:49pm
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    That was hilarious... My question is who she'd go home with...

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:55pm
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    Where are the tfln nazis telling us that cross eyed people have feelings too?

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:56pm
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    How did you figure that out, 3:14?

  • 7 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:37pm
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    6:55 i fuckin love u!

  • 6 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:50pm
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    ahahah donkey punching.... not quite as fun as space docking and the alabama hot pocket, but, still a good one... lol...

  • 8 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:51am
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    hahahahaha donkey punching it when a guy is doing a girl doggy style and punches her in the back of the neck so all her muscles cramp up so shes tighter hahahaha theres a fucked up movie about it just called donkey punch

  • 6 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:19pm
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.

  • 5 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:03pm
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    This is the funniest text on here. Fuckin hilarious punchline, yet such a simple concept. Love it.

  • 9 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:14pm
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    That's not cool, once I knew this girl that was cross eyed, I figured out that's the result of donkey punching during sex

  • 4 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:52pm
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    lol, what is donkey punching? and yeah i've been in that situation where you are not sure which eye to look into haha, awkward