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  • 84 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:20am

    I hope she reads this and breaks up with you for your arrogant disregard, and blatant disrespect. You're a child.

  • 79 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:04am

    Now there's a guy that knows how to treat bitches.

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 5:49pm

    and yet you still want her to put her snank lips on you...and they say SHE has no class!

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:37am

    Oh great, she sounds like a wonderful addition to the female sex.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:19pm

    Any girl that does that must have low standards. And if you think a girl doing that is hot or whatever the case is you got more problems then the girl. You must like them nasty and diseased. Which is sick.

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:54am

    you would be from Edina

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:52am

    you people took the text to literally. He was trying to say she'll do anything for him..simple. Now fuck off.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:23am

    And she doesn't have to get dressed up for you either, cuz with that attitude, I'm sure you'll fuck anything with a whole.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:06pm

    3:23, not to be an ass, but you used the wrong hole...

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:11pm

    i agree with 5:49...gross.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:42pm

    What part of the south are you from?

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:17pm

    3:19, you think the girl has low standards? No shit, Sherlock! By the way, not all people with low standards are diseased. Yet.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:19am

    Did she ever blow your dirty work dick?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:37am

    I could use a chick like that!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:30am

    the world needs easy bitches like this. Low self esteem is a green light for an easy fuck

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:19am

    Way to go MINNESOTA!!!! WOOP WOOP!!

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:28pm

    You should have her blow you while taking a dump

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:41pm

    Burnsville? Or apple valley?

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:58pm

    Op is dating a whore

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:34am

    That is why you don't conduct yourself like a shameless whore...guys don't respect you!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:45pm

    That broad has "class" written all over her face... In this guys shit.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:41pm

    11:20 never gets laid and has hairy pits.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:28am

    @11:20 : I know you are, but what am I?

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:34am

    Yeah because a chick that would blow a guy with shit in his pants reads TFLN and has the mental capacity to know this text is about her...go kill yourself 11:20

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:39pm

    11:20, you have to respect yourself before others can respect you.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:19pm

    come on people...all guys think they're so awesome any girl would be like this for them...and some girls really are just this desperate and slutty. Stop judging...

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    i know a girl who hosed a kid down after he shit his pants then fucked him...

  • 28 45
    Submitted by thecrowing33 on Oct 16, 10 at 3:20pm

    Man some of you people really suck. This is funny, why so offended? Have you blown dudes who have shit their pants? Relax.

  • 24 43
    Submitted by lfuentes1127 on Feb 24, 11 at 7:41pm

    -_- wow. Smh.