You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by ThatsMyAss on Aug 8, 11 at 3:38pm

    The man has his priorities right.

  • Submitted by porksword on Aug 8, 11 at 4:01pm

    Had to scramble his own eggs first...

    • 46 55
      Submitted by BarryDingle on Aug 9, 11 at 9:29am

      you make me laugh out odd loud. thank you. :)

  • 90 58
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 8, 11 at 5:00pm

    Well? Did you help him with his problem or did he have to handle it himself?

  • 84 52
    Submitted by Phys on Aug 8, 11 at 7:08pm

    He's just trying to work up a healthy appetite

  • 77 61
    Submitted by lexia0421 on Aug 8, 11 at 9:20pm

    My hubby tells me this daily. Always sex, then food.....

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Shit_Thrwn_Monky on Aug 8, 11 at 9:46pm

    How would you like your eggs prepared? Fertilized, of course.

  • 59 53
    Submitted by A_urora on Aug 8, 11 at 9:18pm

    I must marry him.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by sweetmagnolia on Aug 8, 11 at 10:13pm

    Hey I want my eggs first. Need something for energy

  • 51 57
    Submitted by nunubeest on Aug 8, 11 at 4:06pm

    didnt brock samson do that?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Aug 9, 11 at 1:21pm

    U went out with jay mohr?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Aug 9, 11 at 1:02am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaLpHoZA8E&feature=related

  • 49 64
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 8, 11 at 9:07pm

    why are these eggs runny?

  • 45 59
    Submitted by deke42 on Aug 8, 11 at 5:11pm

    Sounds like a joint problem!

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 8, 11 at 7:30pm

    He took care of your egg too. More to come later.

  • 20 15
    Submitted by RoffMain on Oct 3, 13 at 7:12pm

    Did he crack the eggs with it ?

  • 42 68
    Submitted by cdroufoo on Aug 9, 11 at 3:38am

    He was talking breakfast in bed so he could scramble egg beat it.

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Dr_Rockso on Aug 8, 11 at 8:22pm

    He had to scrape off all the clusters from his shaft in preparation for boner-time.