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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:00pm

    Reminds me of Office Space.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm

    This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:52pm

    GENIUS!! y didnt i think of that?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:40pm

    people can do this, because in Canada where this texts was sent from, THERE IS NO RECESSION, silly Americans

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:35pm

    I've actually done this and it works like a charm everytime!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:31pm

    How is it that people like this have a job during a recession?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:15am

    Team work I love it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:24am

    Leave 1/2 a cup of coffee. It looks like you drank the other half.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:53pm

    Well played, my friend

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:37pm

    Well played, play on playa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:02pm

    that is genius right there!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:06am

    3:49 was the key phrase "was a manager"?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:50pm

    Man up and get your ass to work. If you play you gotta pay.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:47am

    And you are a negative Nancy that needs to get laid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:18pm

    You're best idea ever

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:18pm

    Well played indeed, my dear unknown new hero. Lmao.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:00am

    Kinda wrong. Lol and your boss would have to be an idiot not to notice..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:02pm

    I agree with 5:50, don't be a pansy. But it's still pretty funny. That's a quality coworker and I hope the OP returns the favor some time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:49am

    I was a manager and called in to to work to punch in and out on the weekends, only showed up on the week days

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    Submitted by qcOUTTActrl on Jun 15, 11 at 11:27pm

    Quebec power

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:56pm

    I agree with 5:50 and 6:02 and ESPECIALLY 7:31 but this is still funny. :) What a great coworker :D

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    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Aug 3, 11 at 8:12am

    At least say please douchebag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:21am

    how about you don't get shitfaced the night before work or at least don't show up late. take some responsibility and grow up a bit, you're obviously an adult

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:22am

    I'd like to catch the lazy fuck AND their time- stealin' co-worker at this. They'd be lucky to be sloppin' tacos at Taco Bell!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:07am

    Yea I agreed with the well played part

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:55pm

    I have an extra set of keys in my drawer if you want to lay those on the desk too.

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    Submitted by cond0m5 on Oct 27, 10 at 3:58am

    Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:36am

    Please!... Is good to say too!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:49pm

    VAGINAAAA!!!! YAYAYAYA

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    Submitted by Lucaz172 on Jan 1, 11 at 9:02pm

    if only there was a method for college too. need to remember this one for later.