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  • This sport should be on espn 8 the ocho!

    Submitted by Aperdedor on Aug 5, 10 at 8:33pm
  • I think if its a strong enough collision they could burst into flames Hindenburg style.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 5, 10 at 11:43am
  • New sport: Bumper Blimps. It's like Bumper Cars, only with blimps, and it's in the air (naturally). This is a good text.

    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 5, 10 at 1:52pm
  • Alright I asked Jeeves. They're all made out of helium and would probably just bounce off of one another.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 5, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Hahaha wow northern Alabama and they actually used correct grammar? I'm so proud :)

    Submitted by lizz22 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:32am
  • We alabama people never see that many blimps. So I can understand his confusion, high or not.

    Submitted by AU23 on Aug 5, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Except Zeppelins are only made with helium now, so they wouldn't explode

    Submitted by N8Levy333 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:04pm
  • Hey- APromiseToBurn, I hope that was you trying to be funny seeing as how "stupider" isn't even a word...

    Submitted by trke0302 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:09pm
  • A matter for Spike TV to seriously reflect on.

    Submitted by Patrick on Aug 6, 10 at 4:54am
  • I think he meant Jeeves would know how high he was. Ask Jeeves how high I am.

    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 6, 10 at 1:01am
  • If they'd bounce off one another, it should be on ESPN2, along with poker, Darts, Texas Hold 'em, Dominoes, Dice, Backgammon, Candyland, Risk, Chess, NASCAR, Hot Dog Eating and Lumberjack Competitions.

    Submitted by DrKnossos on Aug 5, 10 at 3:55pm
    • Oh and don't forget Rock, Paper, Scissors Compitition! seriously... i saw it on tv!

      Submitted by Lokitus on Aug 6, 10 at 12:26am
  • See?! Not every text needs to be about sex to be entertaining! Kudos!

    Submitted by ChloeLea on Aug 5, 10 at 11:25pm
  • @fartsatwork I think he meant for his friend to ask Jeeves how high he was.

    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 5, 10 at 10:18pm
  • High people always have the BEST thoughts.

    Submitted by awesomedudeolo on Mar 29, 11 at 10:49pm
  • I miss Jeeves.

    Submitted by holey396 on Aug 6, 10 at 12:07pm
  • It's not "stupider"... It makes you more stupid to think "stupider" is a word even after it was pointed out that it's not.

    Submitted by KrysE on Aug 5, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Jeeves? Really? Google is where it's at these days

    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13pm
  • Helium is flammable though, no? And aren't some constructed with hydrogen?

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 5, 10 at 12:53pm
  • Ask Jeeves how high he is. Not about the blimps.

    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 6, 10 at 1:56am
  • These blimps are making me Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Aug 5, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Dr.Knossos you are right on the money. HIGHlarious.

    Submitted by tnksta on Aug 5, 10 at 10:48pm
  • Jooknow the only time someone should think about zeppelin is when there is Led in front of it. Regardless of drugged state...

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 5, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Playing bumpercars with hot air balloons...hmmm now there's an idea...

    Submitted by antwizzle on Aug 6, 10 at 12:15am
  • First post to make me actually laugh in a while, thank youuu

    Submitted by superultimate on Aug 6, 10 at 2:52am
  • Tfln you Rawk! Loving these txts today.

    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 5, 10 at 11:54am
  • THAT high.

    Submitted by pey0te on Aug 5, 10 at 1:26pm
  • Lawlzz XD

    Submitted by iWumbo on Jun 21, 11 at 12:01pm
  • Dude! I was that high once... I woke up in some old persons house... It was halareous... We even got the old person high

    Submitted by emanon356 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:01am
  • Jeeves as in AskJeeves or Matt Weaver from the marching southerners?

    Submitted by EarthBird on Jul 19, 12 at 3:35am
  • Capitalization OP. It's not a hard skill to master and makes everything look better.

    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 1:41pm
  • you know you're high if you remember there are other search engines than google.

    Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:19pm
  • Gotta love Alabama.

    Submitted by chaostition20 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Um stupider is a word. Yup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 2:23pm
  • It may look funny but midair collisions between blimps are pretty mean. In most cases, ad least one of the blimps will have a tear in their canopy. Considering how bad of a tear, it would fall like a rock or slowly fall down. Also, the gondola is a rigid structure that you don't want to be in when it hits the ground.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 12 at 3:43pm
  • These texts are literally getting stupider and stupider :P Dear TFLN, You ARE lacking these days!!!

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 11:07am
  • First

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 11:06am
  • Most likely they would both rupture, lose their helium, and fall to the ground. Their steel frames aren't meant for that kind of abuse.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 13 at 5:49pm
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