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  • Submitted by Aperdedor on Aug 5, 10 at 8:33pm

    This sport should be on espn 8 the ocho!

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      Submitted by turntwo113 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:54pm

      you're a winner for referencing dodge ball. god bless you.

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 5, 10 at 1:02pm

    Alright I asked Jeeves. They're all made out of helium and would probably just bounce off of one another.

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 5, 10 at 11:43am

    I think if its a strong enough collision they could burst into flames Hindenburg style.

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 5, 10 at 1:52pm

    New sport: Bumper Blimps. It's like Bumper Cars, only with blimps, and it's in the air (naturally). This is a good text.

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    Submitted by lizz22 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:32am

    Hahaha wow northern Alabama and they actually used correct grammar? I'm so proud :)

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    Submitted by N8Levy333 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:04pm

    Except Zeppelins are only made with helium now, so they wouldn't explode

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    Submitted by KrysE on Aug 5, 10 at 3:38pm

    It's not "stupider"... It makes you more stupid to think "stupider" is a word even after it was pointed out that it's not.

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    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 6, 10 at 1:01am

    I think he meant Jeeves would know how high he was. Ask Jeeves how high I am.

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    Submitted by ChloeLea on Aug 5, 10 at 11:25pm

    See?! Not every text needs to be about sex to be entertaining! Kudos!

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    Submitted by firsty on Aug 5, 10 at 6:04pm

    These blimps are making me Firsty!

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    Submitted by DrKnossos on Aug 5, 10 at 3:55pm

    If they'd bounce off one another, it should be on ESPN2, along with poker, Darts, Texas Hold 'em, Dominoes, Dice, Backgammon, Candyland, Risk, Chess, NASCAR, Hot Dog Eating and Lumberjack Competitions.

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      Submitted by Lokitus on Aug 6, 10 at 12:26am

      Oh and don't forget Rock, Paper, Scissors Compitition! seriously... i saw it on tv!

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    Submitted by trke0302 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:09pm

    Hey- APromiseToBurn, I hope that was you trying to be funny seeing as how "stupider" isn't even a word...

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    Submitted by holey396 on Aug 6, 10 at 12:07pm

    I miss Jeeves.

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    Submitted by superultimate on Aug 6, 10 at 2:52am

    First post to make me actually laugh in a while, thank youuu

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    Submitted by tnksta on Aug 5, 10 at 10:48pm

    Dr.Knossos you are right on the money. HIGHlarious.

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    Submitted by emanon356 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:01am

    Dude! I was that high once... I woke up in some old persons house... It was halareous... We even got the old person high

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    Submitted by awesomedudeolo on Mar 29, 11 at 10:49pm

    High people always have the BEST thoughts.

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    Submitted by Patrick on Aug 6, 10 at 4:54am

    A matter for Spike TV to seriously reflect on.

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    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 6, 10 at 1:56am

    Ask Jeeves how high he is. Not about the blimps.

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    Submitted by antwizzle on Aug 6, 10 at 12:15am

    Playing bumpercars with hot air balloons...hmmm now there's an idea...

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    Submitted by pey0te on Aug 5, 10 at 1:26pm

    THAT high.

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    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 5, 10 at 10:18pm

    @fartsatwork I think he meant for his friend to ask Jeeves how high he was.

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    Submitted by AU23 on Aug 5, 10 at 7:10pm

    We alabama people never see that many blimps. So I can understand his confusion, high or not.

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    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13pm

    Jeeves? Really? Google is where it's at these days

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 5, 10 at 12:53pm

    Helium is flammable though, no? And aren't some constructed with hydrogen?

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 5, 10 at 3:03pm

    Jooknow the only time someone should think about zeppelin is when there is Led in front of it. Regardless of drugged state...

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    Submitted by chaostition20 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:27pm

    Gotta love Alabama.

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    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 5, 10 at 11:54am

    Tfln you Rawk! Loving these txts today.

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    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 1:41pm

    Capitalization OP. It's not a hard skill to master and makes everything look better.

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    Submitted by iWumbo on Jun 21, 11 at 12:01pm

    Lawlzz XD

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    Submitted by EarthBird on Jul 19, 12 at 3:35am

    Jeeves as in AskJeeves or Matt Weaver from the marching southerners?

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 11:07am

    These texts are literally getting stupider and stupider :P Dear TFLN, You ARE lacking these days!!!

  • Submitted by gdbear30 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:19pm

    you know you're high if you remember there are other search engines than google.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 2:23pm

    Um stupider is a word. Yup.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 13 at 5:49pm

    Most likely they would both rupture, lose their helium, and fall to the ground. Their steel frames aren't meant for that kind of abuse.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 11:06am

    First

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 12 at 3:43pm

    It may look funny but midair collisions between blimps are pretty mean. In most cases, ad least one of the blimps will have a tear in their canopy. Considering how bad of a tear, it would fall like a rock or slowly fall down. Also, the gondola is a rigid structure that you don't want to be in when it hits the ground.