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  • 93 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:43pm

    im in the mood to give a blowjob...

  • 62 52
    Submitted by nitro_luke on Feb 13, 11 at 4:36am

    notice there was no reply......

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:13pm

    Where were you before my dick broke?

  • 58 57
    Submitted by deemer2208 on Oct 23, 10 at 5:45pm

    I would love a bj right now .... :)

  • 65 72
    Submitted by coliekm26 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:17am

    Hmmm... I'm thinking it's a gustavus skank.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:15am

    Please give me a bj cause my gf is prude

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:25pm

    4:08 so does your mom -JKIR

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:08pm

    5:30; I'll cum in your mouth and make you swallow you fucking cunt! You are the reason bitches are prudes. Why don't you take your fuck ass and die in the woods along with all the other femanist sluts.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:19pm

    @ 7:08 Obviously, the feminists are NOT sluts. And thats the problem.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:47pm

    I guess I missed the expiration date. How much are they regularly?

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:57pm

    hey i'm 10:43.. i'll marry you:)

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:17pm

    So how'd you guys meet? Awkward holiday dinner conversation?

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:00pm

    Ahaha Good idea much?

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:17pm

    oh hey i need one of those

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:26pm

    that totally sounds like something i would do :) and it works 90% of the time...

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:05pm

    DOWN TO FUUUUCKK BiTCHESS

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:59pm

    ... honestly, who would say bad night!? seriously

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:35pm

    Yea yea MN represent

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:44am

    I'm guessing one of the college chicks from new ulm.

    • 46 55
      Submitted by Element5435 on Jan 27, 11 at 3:33am

      Nope, definitely a kato slut

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:20am

    12:16. Yea but she is really fucking hot. And I will change the fact that she is prude Trust me

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:30pm

    I wish I could punch 4:05 and 4:08 in the mouth

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:17pm

    I would like to redeem this txt please

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:08am

    8:59...exactly what i was thinking!

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:05pm

    HAHA you're from southren MN

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:53pm

    10:43 im in the mood to recieve a nlowjob, if your. a girl

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    11:53 imma girl:) i need to give a blowjob! and im drunk so wow!! ahah

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:15pm

    lmao, it did make me laugh, despite how fake it is.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:09pm

    Time for math. 5:30 person who wrote it = dumb fucking bitch.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:36pm

    amateurs. if you're doing it right, you don't have to let them know when they can 'get' one, they'll be beggin you to 'give' them one.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Enmor on Apr 11, 10 at 10:53pm

    I live in the 507, where are you and I'm redeeming!

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:50pm

    makes me proud to live in Mankato! YEah!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:20pm

    Redeem these balls in yo mouf!

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:30pm

    exactly how does it work?

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:57pm

    @4.08- shouldn't anal look more like 8==D * lol

  • 55 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:38am

    Just stick em in a Glory Box. Don't care what's on the outside, I'm cumming inside that counts.

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:49am

    Where lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:54pm

    i hope this was a mass text 10:43...marry me

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:16am

    Fuck prude gf's. Thats never fun

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:02pm

    What's your number I'm dtf

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:27am

    Who thinks up this stuff

  • 19 38
    Submitted by mrspas4 on Jun 4, 12 at 7:59pm

    I'm in the mood to get one text me 8oneO-six8nine-Otwo nineO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:31pm

    can I redeem it or has it expired yet?