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  • Submitted by minipop on Nov 8, 11 at 1:50pm

    thats fucking great

  • Submitted by m3gabear on Nov 8, 11 at 3:31pm

    Wrong... One people year is seven dog years. So one people beer is seven dog beers. So if you've had 1 dog beer you've had 1/7 of a people beer. So like, three sips. Nice.

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      Submitted by RighteousDiego on Nov 8, 11 at 6:10pm

      Wrong... The first two years of a dog's life are each equal to 10.5 human years. Each successive dog year is equal to 4 human years. At no point does the 1:7 ratio exist.

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        Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Nov 12, 11 at 3:30pm

        WRONG. You both are fucking virgins

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    Submitted by porksword on Nov 8, 11 at 4:45pm

    I think op means they're drinking Bud or Miller since its made from dog piss.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 8, 11 at 5:54pm

    I'm glad someone can do math m3gabear. 1 year is about 7 dog years, so it stands to reason that 1 beer is about 7 dog beers. However, I had a huge dog once that loved beer, and he could easily down 7 beers in the time it took me to drink one.

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    Submitted by jesshamon on Nov 8, 11 at 4:55pm

    Why is everyone hating so much?! It's still funny!

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    Submitted by jibbs91 on Nov 9, 11 at 12:06am

    Haha it's funny because beers rhymes with years

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    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 8, 11 at 10:12pm

    Idk how dog years compare to human years, but the 1:7 year ratio seems poor bc different breeds of dogs have vastly different average life spans. But it's obvious what the OP was going for and it's amusing nonetheless

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    Submitted by __kath on Nov 8, 11 at 6:43pm

    Good to know someone else was reading the novelty gifts catalog.

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    Submitted by weave on Nov 8, 11 at 2:52pm

    1/7th?

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    Submitted by ravennation on Nov 9, 11 at 6:39am

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-27538.html\nRipoff text fail!

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 9, 11 at 2:45am

    You're all fucking wrong. A humans year passes at exactly the same rate as a dogs year, just dogs usually live 10-15 years. No such thing as dog years.

  • Submitted by ck24 on Nov 8, 11 at 1:19pm

    that's fucking stupid

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Nov 12, 11 at 12:25pm

    Great thing to tell a cop!

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    Submitted by MikeBunz on Nov 8, 11 at 9:17pm

    Fuckin awesome

  • Submitted by jtb245 on Nov 8, 11 at 4:26pm

    no m3ga you're wrong. by your logic a 7 year old dog is only 1 in people years. nice try though.

  • Submitted by jony5co on Nov 8, 11 at 1:21pm

    Your fucking stupid.

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      Submitted by ck24 on Nov 8, 11 at 2:06pm

      ....You're

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        Submitted by ltsmash on Nov 8, 11 at 6:15pm

        fuck off grammar nazi