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  • 95 51
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 6:52pm

    Yeah, but look at it this way - if you'd barfed in the toilet, you probably could have cashed in your "good sex" credit for more sex instead.

  • 79 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:48pm

    Fuck ya chi-town

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:56pm

    Ugh. My area code :P

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:53pm

    Even if the sex was good I would still make you clean that shit up, however I wouldn't tell you to get the fuck out. We'd then fuck because you deserve it. :)

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:10am

    Greatest woman ever

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:12pm

    I remember my first beer

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:51pm

    I thought that kind of shit only happened to me lol

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:49pm

    Who the fuck cares who posted when?!?

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:20pm

    ~\o/~ a drowning man

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:24am

    Score!

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:44pm

    Second?

  • 59 65
    Submitted by myhdhrts07 on Feb 25, 10 at 1:23am

    winner

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:36pm

    In soviet Russia we barf on girl then have sex in bed alone

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:00pm

    Yaaay represent 847. BG.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:34am

    So fuckin fake

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:48pm

    third?

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:44pm

    Ha ha ha dang!!!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:43pm

    Firstt!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:00am

    Total fucking bullshit I bet the hooker came so hard she paid u right

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:52am

    Highlyyyy doubtful.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:35am

    Yeah that didn't happen

  • 48 67
    Submitted by drunkchick26 on Feb 19, 10 at 2:35pm

    There's no sex in the world that would make it okay to barf on my floor, and NOT clean that shit up pronto

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:36pm

    Win :D

  • 44 62
    Submitted by ke1375 on Mar 14, 10 at 11:54pm

    847 represent!

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:14am

    Would have called it fake exept that exact thing happened to me except she made me clean it up and leave!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:16pm

    Epic dude. You officially have bragging rights.