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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:35pm

    This is sad not funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:34pm

    4:32, I'm assuming he spread his dead wife's ashes... And this text was to his kid. Pretty messed up!

    • 29 64
      Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 8:13pm

      Ahhhhhh ok now it makes sense...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:37pm

    I'm calling fake on this one.

    • 39 64
      Submitted by inyourpants on Sep 13, 11 at 4:10am

      agree with u on this one, its way too dickish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:33pm

    WOW thats a real dick move.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:43pm

    uh...this is not funny. i'm pretty sure if this actually happened, neither party would care to post it on tfln.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:36pm

    holy fucking christ. that is awful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:42pm

    he killed his wife because he had that girlfriend dun dun dun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:42pm

    Because HE killed his wife.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:44pm

    Yeah, the father NOR the kid would think this was funny and post this.

  • 91 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:52pm

    i doubt either of the people in this text found it funny enough to post on tfln...

  • 93 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:20pm

    We don't post fake texts in farmville. Only real ones. People don't die here either. -farmer from farmville

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:03am

    @ 4:06 am, great point! I never even really thought about that. I just assumed they were all supposed to be funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:47pm

    i submit shit funnier than this that doesnt get posted, i question the coolness of the approvers...seriously...because this isnt funny and is clearly FAKE

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:14pm

    Funny, not sad. Gtfo the internets, moralfags

  • 66 53
    Submitted by villy94 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:51pm

    Haha nice one

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:48pm

    This is so dumb my face is funnier

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:02am

    damn creative but probly fake. and if its not id never be on speaking terms with my dad again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:37pm

    i think this is awsome just the fact that he put your mom like thats so cold your mom meant nothing to me

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:00pm

    This shit is fake and both the person who submitted it and the guys who approved it are both assholes. I just lost my dad and I'm spreading his ashes this summer. There's nothing funny about any of this bullshit.

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:34pm

    what idiot would put that up? not only is it not funny but its fake as fuck what person in their right mind would have a reaction like that then run to post it on this website? uhm no. if these texts get looked at before being posted idk how in hell THIS passed

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:08pm

    Next text from daughter to father would be: "You're dead to me"

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:48pm

    Charles Rutherford want u to snort her ashes!

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:02pm

    5:22--Somebody losing a parent is entertainment?

  • 62 55
    Submitted by gh2gh2 on Nov 24, 10 at 12:08am

    ...ouch

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:04pm

    This isn't fucking funny.douchbag

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:37pm

    Everyone should stop voting on it! Fuck tfln

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:01pm

    To bad I porked the GF first biatches

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:44pm

    Did my dad send this text. I'm pretty sure this happened to me.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:57pm

    Oh ok right it's funny because... She died..

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:42pm

    fucking fake. you have clothes like a fucking dickhead

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:01pm

    Oh that guys a piece of shit!!

  • 80 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:02pm

    I think the dumbass who posted this is a fucked up piece of shit.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:48pm

    Here's how you KNOW it's fake: MORE THAN 140 characters!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:42am

    they could have been divorced.

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:35pm

    Don't get me wrong, I normally think people who say "fake" are douche bags, but yeah, fake, really tfln?

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:22pm

    jesus. if ur gonna make a fake text, why the fuck would u say this. go find a fucking heart.

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:50pm

    Why is this funny.. Stop posting fake shit people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:36pm

    @4:32 - Uh, I think the idea is that he's the dad. Or, stepdad, or whatever. Hence the anger over the girlfriend thing?

  • 62 65
    Submitted by sactastic on May 7, 10 at 11:09am

    Thank you 4:37 that needed to be said

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:13pm

    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:59pm

    how does fake shit get posted but my texts neveerrrr poooosssttt

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:50pm

    7:48 why the fuck would he spread his ex girlfriends moms ashes?? Retard

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:32am

    That's fucked up... sounds like something either one of my step-parents would do. Even if it is fake, it's clever.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:13am

    Uhhh story of Hamlet, much?

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:49pm

    okay last try, *FUCKED up..stupid autocorrect

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:52pm

    WTF??! How do idiotic, obviously fake texts get through?? Time for some new admins I believe...

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:21pm

    Too sick to be funny.

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:34pm

    I have a messed up sense of humour, but this is beyond fucked up. This is seriously disturbing and both the person that sent it and the mod that approved this blatant bs are tools that deserve to lose their parents.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:09pm

    Dude your dad is an epic failure

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:24pm

    Shit, the best way to get over one is to get under one.

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:43pm

    You're daddy's a dick.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:10am

    WHO CARES IF ITS REAL OR NOT... Stilll funny!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by phelpzy on Apr 5, 10 at 10:07am

    Thts FUNNY SHIT

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:43pm

    Man, thats harsh dude, why?

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:52am

    I'm sick of all this fake shit.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:42pm

    Stupid and fake why do they put this shit on here

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:27pm

    That's not funny just sad and I pray, fake...

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:32pm

    so horrible. and why would the girlfriend think this is funny I feel horrible if I was her. this is so wrong.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:59pm

    This is awful if it's real. What a douche

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:08pm

    That's not even fuckin funny.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:35pm

    My girlfriend was jerking me off and I came in my mouth by accident las tnight - it was traumatizing

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:39am

    Wait this might actually be true. Seriously. This shit happened to a friend of mine with a 510 number

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:07pm

    I'll spread your ashes till next Fat Tuesday.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by majorhottie69 on Dec 3, 10 at 8:22am

    Hmmm... Hamlet much? LOL

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:51pm

    What the fuck, that's almost unheard of, but then it made me think of Hamlet. If this is real, which i doubt it is, pops is a sick fuck

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:09am

    I have real ones they never putt up

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:37am

    This is..horrible.\nThis is just...sad.

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:19am

    FAKE. haha fuck u 2:27

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:35am

    I don't see how this is funny at ALL

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:50pm

    The fonz doesn't approve of this, eyyyyyy. Why don't you sit on it. -Fonz

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:29pm

    But that's not humorous either

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:00am

    5:22PM, true, but it's not funny, it's just weird and messed up

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:50pm

    I have to call bull shit cus this one is so obviously fake it can't even be construed as funny

  • 55 70
    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:22pm

    Sounds like a murder took place.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:12pm

    Holy shit is that the dad texting his son?! What an ass! And he already has a girlfriend too!

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:33pm

    Great sex?! I think not!!

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:02am

    It's not clever. It's not funny. It has no reason for being on this site. The moderators of this site are probably huge nerds, because the majority of what they think is funny enough to pass, is simply not

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:03am

    most awful text ever

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:22pm

    If this is real I have lost some faith in humanity

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:49pm

    I hope the personeho approved this an the person who submitted his both get prison raped and rot in the depths of he'll. this better be fuckin fake bc this is NOT funny god dammit. who the mother fuck would joke about this shit? I would murder my dad and his new flight slut if this happened to me. assfucks.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by jillianelizabeth on Aug 25, 10 at 10:47pm

    Wow, worst effing dad ever. I'd kill him

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:27am

    Shopped. I can tell from the pixels.

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:49pm

    Out of respect, I sprinkled some of her dust over a bowl of herb and smoked her ashes.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Dylan23 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:59am

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Both work for this shit.

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:31pm

    whoever thinks this is real, is a herb and needs to go back to school to learn how to smell bullshit.... Yeah, they teach that in school now

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:05am

    I never care if a text is fake or not, but this is too fake to even be amusing. Fuck TFLN posting stupid fake shit, and not our really happened drunk n stupors. I agree we all boycott one day.

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:09pm

    YOU TRADED MY ASHES FOR A BEER??? - Drake

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:54pm

    If this actually happened, I doubt that TFLN would be a seriously considered stop.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:56pm

    He fucked her too hard

  • 47 59
    Submitted by MizzRhi84 on May 12, 11 at 8:10pm

    fake

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:52am

    9:05- We did boycott. It was yesterday. :(

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:39pm

    Why hasn't anyone else realized that this is basically the first few acts of Hamlet?

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:54pm

    All the people who think they're smart for calling these fake are dumbasses. The point is humor, it doesn't matter if it's fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:38am

    Hmmm... I want to post more stupid shit, to see if something happens.

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:14am

    yeah, this is definitely fake..

  • 43 54
    Submitted by newfieldsnight on Jun 15, 11 at 10:19pm

    Your fucked.

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:07am

    10:48, I have a black jack phone and I can go on and on and on in the same text, there is literally no limit. If the recipient does not have a black jack, it may break it up into smaller texts. But still, I agree it's probably fake

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm

    I so hope this is fake

  • 63 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:56am

    hey mods. see all this shit ur getting? maybe u should just take this text off the site. cuase it's fake and fucked up

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:52pm

    The 45 people who gave this a thumbs up are fucked up!

  • 63 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:02pm

    maybe the new girlfriend found it funny and posted it? duh?

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:51pm

    gee! I hate auto correct! FLITHY LIARS anywayssss

  • 62 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:19pm

    Get a darker sense of humor you guys. Death is funny!

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:10pm

    That is some funny shit

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:35pm

    In Soviet Russia dead wife spreads you!

  • 40 56
    Submitted by StJimmyGD on Jul 20, 11 at 8:04pm

    way to be a douche, dad!

  • 45 67
    Submitted by person on May 30, 10 at 9:11pm

    That's not funny. I'd beat the shit out of the guy who did that to me. I would have wanted to be there to spread her ashes. What a dick

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:44am

    Wait were u dating his mom

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:11pm

    So fake. I can't believe the mods let this shit through.

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:48pm

    Fake and not funny. Fuck this shit.

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:31pm

    This is fucked up on so many levls

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:40pm

    This actually happened to a friend of mine 3 years ago. Stepdad was milking his mom who was dying of cancer for money and brought his new gf to the wake!!

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:59pm

    Well I think it's fuvking HILARIOUS!

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:31pm

    I can only hope this is fake

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:53am

    you're from oakland beat this @55

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:47pm

    7:37 that's ducked up. It's called mourning a loss dumbass, normal people do it.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:15pm

    Someone deserves a junk punch!

  • 44 71
    Submitted by BermudaGirl on Aug 5, 10 at 8:25pm

    Yeah I hope this is fake cause otherwise thia is tottally fucked up smh not cool at all and definitley not funny

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:16pm

    even if it's not fake this isn't funny

  • 35 54
    Submitted by highestof5s on Jul 22, 11 at 4:34pm

    Maybe the girlfriend posted this because she's an evil bitch.

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:53am

    A tadorbin I would say!!

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:00am

    It's not funny because it's fake I get it -Jeff

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:39pm

    I read the first three letters of this text and thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of "I just spread your mom's legs..." For once TFLN isn't so predictable. But this still isn't very funny. Rather cruel.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:06am

    Who the fuck said tfln were always funny?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:23pm

    95% of the texts on this site are probably fake and it's impossible to verify... So who cares if it's funny!!

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06pm

    The dumbest fakest shit Ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:37pm

    What did the kid expect his/her father to do, fuck the dead Mom's ashes? A man has needs and props to the Dad for not wasting anytime.

  • 32 61
    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 7, 12 at 12:13am

    Hope it's fake. If not well, death has traumatic effects on people causes questionable lapses in judgement. But still, damn

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:29am

    In soviet Russia. Ashes spread you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:22pm

    stfu people. I'm sure most of these are fake, who cares? it's entertainment so if you don't like it go read something else.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:32pm

    so he spread someone else's mother's ashes? yeah fucking right.