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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:52pm

    Sadly... I've done that. On foot. I'm so ashamed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:36am

    I sat in traffic 4 five hours once waiting for the car infront of me to move before I realized A. The cat was parked B. My car was parked C. I was in a driveway D. It wasn't mine E. I was naked

    • Submitted by srh79 on Jan 14, 10 at 12:01pm

      hahaha This is better than the actual text. God i wish i had some bud right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:53am

    To those of you saying, "This is why bud is illegal", has it occurred to you that someone in this situation cannot kill or hurt anybody if their car is STOPPED? Stoned drivers, if anything, tend to drive slower than normal and are more careful because they're paranoid about cops.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:02pm

    Yep... I've totally done that before.. Lol >.<

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:14am

    hmm, this is why weed is illegal? but alcohol is not? the diff between a stoned man and a drunk man is the drunk runs red lights and the stoned man stops at green ones.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:40pm

    I do that all the fucking time! Weed is the best.

  • Submitted by MollyPocket on May 21, 10 at 10:15am

    Not that I have a problem with smoking and driving, but I'm glad to see that not only were you smoking and driving, but also texting and driving...while high. lol

  • Submitted by thatguycman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:15pm

    Hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:04am

    sat at a blinking yellow light for like 5 minutes because i thought it was turning red and was trying to be cautious. a mess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:55am

    If it wasn't for the area code, this could totally be my old roomie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:24pm

    been there, done that i also tried to drive home tripping and my friend came up to my car and said "sweetpea, i have your keys in my hand, you've been going "VROOOOOOOOOM" for about 45 minutes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    That's amazingly epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:01pm

    try not to smoke and drive, but rofl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:16pm

    ive done that totally sober

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:15pm

    so i've totally done that sober. Especially the flashing red lights, damn them.

  • Submitted by GardenOfWeeden on May 28, 11 at 8:17am

    Alcoholics blow through stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:20am

    I've done that after 36 hours awake. It was soo surreal and this may seem crazy but it felt awesome since I was on a ship it felt like a dream.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:40pm

    It's so funny, even if I'm the one doin it. haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:36am

    I think everyone who has ever smoked and drove has done that before... twice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:55am

    LOL I have done that so many times when I've been baked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:30am

    i have totally done that too, except i was parked behind a row of parked cars and waiting for them to move

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:36pm

    I did that except I stopped at a green light and thought that it was staring at me. I went home quickly after that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:41pm

    so ive def done that wayy to many time. and i sit at green lights waiting for them to turn green also, sad thing is.. i stopped smoking about a year ago.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:18pm

    what's sad is i've done that without being under any influence at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:55pm

    Definantly been there before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:00am

    Haha not gonna lie I did the same thing before. Def gotta lay off that shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:06am

    I Never Thought Anyone Could Get As High As Me Caz Dude I've Done That Shti Before Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:17pm

    I can beat that. I sat at a Stop sign for 20 minutes not knowing what direction my friends house was. In a neighborhood I grew up in. I need to stop smoking that shit. LoL

  • Submitted by whoamiz on Mar 16, 11 at 12:30am

    Its purple now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:00am

    Ive totally dont that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:05pm

    Never sat at a stop sign but I did sit through 3 stop light cycles because I couldn't figure out if I was in the turn lane or not and I didn't want to "chance it". I knew I wasn't the only one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:13pm

    I think everyone has done that at least once... haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:51am

    hahahahahahah yeah funny shit. my friends do that all the time! stupid, but halarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:32am

    no you need to keep smoking that shit..HAHAHA

  • Submitted by dtjames17 on Feb 24, 11 at 1:18pm

    My friend was baked and driving and he was going like 5mph, but the entire duration of the drive, he was staring at the staring at the steering wheel, and moving his head back and forth, going "WHOA!!!! SLOWDOWN!!!"

  • Submitted by inherpussy on Jul 17, 10 at 6:08am

    Def done it, or put your blinker in going through a sharp turn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:00am

    Bwahahaha! BEST. TEXT. EVERRRR

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:19pm

    ive done that shit lmao excet it was those stop lights that blink red i wouldnt of moved until sumone started honking

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:18am

    Ahahahahaha I have so done that before. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:05pm

    YES. it once took me 45 minutes to get from my friends house to my boyfriends house... they live two blocks away from one another... lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:39pm

    dont worry, happens to me all the time... except occasionally they're green lights. Oh yeah, that drivers behind me LOVE that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:11pm

    I did that once too, only I'd been awake for over 40 hours.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 5:08pm

    i did it last night for the first time. fml.

  • Submitted by Sgt_Slapaho on Mar 25, 10 at 1:32am

    Dude I waited for fucken roadkill to cross the street

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:52pm

    aaaahhhhh this is my life... Sooooo great!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:37pm

    there is this one stop sign by my house and I don't know why but every time I stop at it I stay there for about a minute until I realize that I'm a dumbass... and I'm sober

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:15am

    ive done it, but i had a friend beat me. she almost ran the stop sign, she stopped, they fell asleep woke up at the stop sign 3 hours later with the car still in drive. anyone can beat that one, id love to hear it

  • Submitted by TexasA on Apr 2, 10 at 9:16pm

    Haha done that on multiple occasions. Also from Austin (512).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:10pm

    I actually did this earlier today. in the car after a blunt cruise with some girl. She didn't even realize it, either. we both looked like morons.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:23am

    I've done this, waited for about 10 seconds then clued in and swore at myself laughing and drove off. I don't even smoke weed, i was 100% sober.

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    Submitted by rubberman013 on Mar 4, 11 at 10:23am

    Once I was stopped at a red light and went when the light behind me turned green in the rearview mirror. Didn't realize what happened until I saw my light i just went through was still red in the mirror. Dumb high luck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:39pm

    more people need to vote (good night) on this one!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:28am

    that just made me crack up in my mind...cause i smoke it too. and frankly, i am too lazy to even lol. see i can't even type lol. ah....i am soooooooo........i give up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:36am

    Hahaaaa I've done that tooooooooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:30pm

    I garauntee you were actually there for about 30 seconds. It just felt like 10 minutes cuz you were high hahahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:02am

    This is the funniest fucking text on this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:27am

    Haha laughed my ass off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:29pm

    lmmmfffaaaoo. people who don't smoke weed are missing so much in life! <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:38pm

    alcohol is so much more dangerous than weed, imagine at least this person stopped! drunk people speed through the stop sign, HYPOCRITES and IDIOTS!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:11pm

    fuck yes. austin kicks ass.

  • Submitted by alexthakid on Jan 18, 10 at 2:20am

    AHAHA Ohhmann. This is my favorite :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:31am

    ...or you could just give that shit to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:29pm

    U are the fuckin greatest

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:25pm

    LOL that shit has happened to me alot!! lol when my friends are in the car i try to play it off and say naw i was just looking at something! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:04am

    We had a subdivision by my college with green stop signs. We'd get baked and go over there. It freaked us out for some reason.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:23pm

    Dude I've don't that a million times too!! Lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:42pm

    THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST POSTS EVER!!! totally been there and was driving thinking i was in a different state and freaked out then realized where i was....then did it again...smoke god's gift...its the shit!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by skiplicious on Oct 17, 10 at 11:24pm

    I have totally done that before. The only thing is that I was completely sober. It must be the blonde hair =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:37am

    I loooove weed lol. I've done this soo many times... and then i trip out cuz i don't remember where i was going...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:40pm

    HAHAHAHA i've done that before..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:34am

    omfg hahaha i have done that so many fucking times , thats why i stopped smoking lolololol

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    Submitted by baggahs on Apr 30, 10 at 4:49pm

    I have done this ... The car behind me was beeping at me so I flipped him off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:34am

    Been there done that. Love that ATx weed :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:59pm

    HAHA... gotta love that greeen stuff for sure!!! ... take me forever to get home sometimes. LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:16pm

    I once was diving and sat at a blinking red light for 5 minutes..everyone in the car was so stoned that no one noticed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:04pm

    I've done that and I don't smoke anything !!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:39am

    Where did this happen?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:08pm

    Can someone start a site like this for stoner stories? I bet it'd do well. Though I'm sure I can't think of the catchiest title.... like 'thatsgoodshit - TGS' or something..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:20pm

    funniest. thing. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:13pm

    That's that good shit, puff puff pass!!! GNR

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:40am

    whats up with these fuckers saying we're going to kill someone, WE ARE THE ONES STOPPED AT THE LIGHT. If anything you sober fucks will be sending in texts and hit someone else and well see it because we were STOPPED A THE LIGHT...also, people do this kind of shit sober. so fuck off pot haters

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:53pm

    LMFAO Bro. Holy crap that's hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:59pm

    true story i once sat at a blinking red light for 15 minutes waiting for it to turn green, until a car behind me decided to beep... yeah i could have gone like a thousand times...

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    Submitted by virginiawolf63 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:37pm

    Awesome. I pulled up at a drive through and stopped in front of the garbage can waiting for it to speak. I was sober.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:30am

    hell yeah.. its flippin great right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:30pm

    ever sit at a green light and wait for it to turn red?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:01pm

    Done that shit.. Thought the sign would turn green and say "Go"... I've also stopped for a rabbit to cross the road. When it didn't move, I checked it. It was a dead squirrel. =/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:19am

    Holy shit, this needs to be moved to the top!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:30pm

    I do that crap once a week! My mind just wonders.... And then I think, oh gosh, no more weed!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:29pm

    hahahaha. i've done that so many times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:49pm

    I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME!

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    Submitted by fig415 on Feb 11, 11 at 2:49pm

    I feel that

  • Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:14pm

    Well at least you knew that green ment go our your screwed :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:39am

    Haha done that before!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:13am

    i've done this SOOOO many times while i've been stoned

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:21pm

    haha those are always killer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:35pm

    way to make pot smoking look bad with your own foolishness...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:19pm

    happened multiple times

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 3:09am

    Been there, done this.. Haha. I felt so stupid afterwards but I laughed it off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:06am

    Who thumbs downed this one??????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:35pm

    i've done that too!!!! jesus christ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:37pm

    Thats the best stoned moment... Or minutes, that i ever heard of!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:13pm

    hahahaha done that before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:45pm

    lmao ! illegal n` dangerous . . but oh so hilarious ! ! hahaha !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:51am

    one time it turned green for me!!!!! yeah im fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:06pm

    I've done that and also have stopped at a red light and kept going thinking it was a stop sign.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:55am

    Ya been there, and also stayed till someone behind me honked

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:17am

    ive waited at stop signs, stopped at greens waiting for it to turn green again, pot is great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:53am

    ive done that before... i wasnt even on anything... just lack sleep. realistically it was probably a good 5 minutes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:25pm

    Ur a fucking retard for smoking just don't smoke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:27am

    I stop for signs, and then get so distracted by other cars, or shit like cows climbing onto the road. This is why laced weed is baaaaad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:52am

    smoking wut shrooms? if it was weed it was probably more like 1 minute tops

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:01pm

    lol. i have opened wrong cars. knocked over trash cans. n blew thru lights yeah good ol` maryjane

  • Submitted by fergamo611 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:25am

    Omfg hhahhahah

  • Submitted by applebury on Feb 25, 10 at 2:12pm

    Hahaha no way!! I thought I was theo only person that has happened to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:05pm

    done this before hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:17pm

    ive done that so many times. the thing is it was proably 10 seconds, and it just seemed like 10 minutes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:23am

    This was an fml

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:34am

    for the second time tonight I am brought to think "I wish i had your phone number" Ours starts the same... 512... whats next? :]]]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:41pm

    hahaha NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT GUYS lol

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    Submitted by kushkong420 on Apr 27, 12 at 9:16pm

    I'm from Austin an I have done this before while high. In my defense ,there was a stop light about half a block ahead and I was looking at that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:34pm

    I dont smoke and ive fone that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:27pm

    Hysterical! I've slowed down thinking I was speeding and realized I was only going about 10 mph to begin with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:21pm

    Definitely been there before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:25pm

    I've done that before...and a little worse...that same night I also stopped for a red light that was a few hundred feet down the road...on a busy street. cheers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:40pm

    OMG i've soooo done that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:39pm

    Dude I love my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:10pm

    i to have done some shit similar to this. we all have one of those stoned moments

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:28am

    I've stopped at one of those flashing yellows, thinking it was going to turn red (I was cruzin to slow to go thru the yellow) and then wondered why there were cars passing me. When I looked up I realized that it was never going to turn red. That shit was good.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:03pm

    hahaha hilarious that happened to my friend

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    Submitted by Niinja on Apr 30, 10 at 3:27pm

    Haha WTF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:13pm

    I want to know you personally lol, that happens to me so much

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:39am

    dude, i've done that at least ten times...and you know what? at least i'm not drunk and blasting through the stop sign with reckless disregard. high and driving since 2005

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:02am

    i do this all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:31pm

    hahahaha i've done that SO many times! good times...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:00am

    I've done that before. Just yesterday in fact. AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE. I was pretty tired, though. Ok, ok ... Half asleep.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:47am

    OMG I totally did that before LOL. I always think its hilarious when that happens

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:14am

    lmao!! omg I always do that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:23pm

    Why the FUCK do people think this is funny or cool? If it was alcohol instead of weed you'd all be ripshit. Stop being so hypocritical.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:03pm

    Why don't you pull the stick out of your ass... 4:45...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:20pm

    THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!! HAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:27pm

    yuup when i read this i was like wait, did i post this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:19am

    who ever wrote that, is my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:46pm

    hahah hilarious.. never done that, but sometimes i stop at green lights and wait for it to turn red then back to green lol oh i love tree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:28pm

    i once spray painted a stop sign green. peole werent fooled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:25am

    Haha I've done that as well at the mall. I love those moments lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:24am

    Stop being a try-hard... if you ever actually have a smoke, you'll know what it's like until then you sound pretty fly for a white guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:07pm

    done that before... Last time i was driving high i saw the light turn red so i stopped right away.... 250 feet from the intersection.

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    Submitted by rtr205 on May 25, 10 at 7:33pm

    done that....*sigh*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:55am

    This guy is my new hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:48am

    Fuck stopping smoking it. You need to sell it! You could buy a green stop sign. :)

  • Submitted by ThatGuy923 on May 23, 10 at 5:45am

    ive done this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:25pm

    No...you need to share that shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:28am

    i thought i was the only person that did that...my friends all make fun of me when i tell them that...its good to kno that im not the only one that gets that baked...lol..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:45pm

    OMG so been there haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:46pm

    haha looks like we're not alone. i guess that just happens to everyone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:06pm

    Don't blame it on the weed your just a moron

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:36am

    oh my god, i just had multiple high school flashbacks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:51am

    That's cause your a dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:27pm

    The same shit has happened to me to many times that's why I had to quit smoking

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:41pm

    haha oh those times are the best,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:27pm

    Austin Texas BABY!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:04am

    hahaha this would come from 512. It tends to happen in that area. That just means you got the good shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:34pm

    dude. been there. so many times. oh so many times. and at the flashing red stop lights. those kill me every time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:10pm

    Done that so many times...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:23pm

    And THIS is why drugs are illegal =/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:21pm

    That Austin bud!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 4:25pm

    I've totally done that!

  • Submitted by stikybriches on Apr 2, 11 at 12:20pm

    Ah we've all been there!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:46pm

    No you need to get me some nigga

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:20am

    all you people that say you've done this really REALLY are too dumb to be smoking weed. you are the reason marijuana is not legal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:10am

    Just gotta laugh and say damn lol

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    Submitted by RockyBalboa1372 on Sep 19, 11 at 5:28pm

    All I can say is I've never gotten into a wreck stoned, never gotten into a fight stoned, or pretty much anything else...I heart u bud...fuck u 420 haters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:27pm

    i do that all the time and im not high... wait thats bad isnt it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:09am

    Bro I did that but I stopped thirty feet away and thought I was at the line..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:17am

    What was it and where can I get some?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:12pm

    Wow, I thought I was the only one who's done this. When I did it, there were three people in the car, and none of us realized for about 5 minutes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:15am

    dont drive high you're just putting other people in danger

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:41am

    Dude totally been there. Was waiting one night and my destination McD's was a block away. I was getting pissed that the sign wouldn't change. I felt like an ass afterwards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:22pm

    Ever hit a deer when ur high?..... Yeah fuckin insane

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:03pm

    The same EXACT thing has happened to me before.

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    Submitted by sugeyc on May 19, 11 at 2:49pm

    Wow I did that before but not for that long... And I'm not on drugs! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:51pm

    Happens to me too. After a long night of baking and it's so funny when you snap back to reality and drive off hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:04am

    i have done that so many times it's not even funny. fuckin' high school.

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    Submitted by th4tmindfux on Mar 16, 12 at 12:28am

    Just realized all the anon people might be more than one person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:52pm

    i do that all the time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:38pm

    or stopping at a green light because in my mind I thought that I was "thinking" the green light was for the perpendicular traffic, not for me.. but then I realized I was actually seening the green, and slowly...cautiously......sped the fuck away.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:27pm

    Meh. Hedgehog is better.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:59pm

    nah its not stupid it happens

  • Submitted by ToTrue on May 17, 10 at 12:52pm

    Done that...sober...twice

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    Submitted by big_bad_vlad on May 3, 13 at 9:26am

    Hgddncathgkarthbgrsd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:45am

    Jesus Christ, you fucking morons, STAY OFF THE ROAD WHEN YOU'RE HIGH! It's not going to be funny when you kill someone because YOUR dumbass couldn't stay at home. And, yes, THIS is why drugs are illegal, because people are stupid.

    • Submitted by professional on Sep 13, 10 at 10:45pm

      Sounds like someone needs to toke up and/or get laid. Don't troll stoners, WE ALWAYS WIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:37pm

    Yup.. Been there done that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:26pm

    I've done that more times then I would like to Addmit...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:15pm

    i have done this. more than once. and i work for the governmet, lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:19pm

    I've done it as well not high or anything

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:45am

    that def happened to this chick at my school a named ana or something like thattttt

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    Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 25, 13 at 12:21am

    Or just smoke enough to MAKE the sign turn green. Always a good idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:28pm

    HAHAHAHA I've done that before too :)

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    Submitted by 8PacJac on Jan 16, 13 at 2:37am

    You realize this has been posted, reposted, tweeted, retweeted, blogged, reblogged, and overused. Shut up.

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    Submitted by afroman3065 on Sep 8, 13 at 1:15pm

    OMG I'VE DONE THAT TOO! I wonder if it was the same stuff..