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  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 15, 10 at 6:04pm

    If you can see her boobs from across state lines, you're probably justified in staring.

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      Submitted by addie_micha on Feb 16, 10 at 2:48am

      Some people have phones still that they bought in other states so they have a different area code, and some states are divided into different area codes.

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      Submitted by livedoppler on Feb 16, 10 at 12:22pm

      college? moron.

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        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 16, 10 at 2:33pm

        Yes, and Rhode Island and Connecticut are like a pair of postage stamps on the same envelope. I'm well aware that they could easily be in the same room. It was a joke - lighten up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:20pm

    If boobs didn't exist I'd have a 4.0

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:08pm

    hahahahaha niiiice happens to me on class, but I've never called a guy out on it beforee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:46pm

    lesbians?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:11pm

    This is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:37pm

    Soviet russia guy... Don't even bother with a comment... All of your comments are lame.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:08pm

    Texting across the table is as close as this fool will get to actually getting laid

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:13am

    I love when I'm in class and the professor gets distracted by my boobs. It's so fun to tease him while he lectures ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:43pm

    Lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:46pm

    In Soviet Russia, boobs stare at you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:24pm

    Story of my life

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:21pm

    Lol this is funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:34pm

    Bahahaha!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:20pm

    Why is this a text when it could just be a whisper?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:41pm

    Boobies

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    Submitted by rowkiller89 on Feb 16, 10 at 7:12am

    haha ive had this exact verbal exchange before with someone before, it was quite funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:37am

    You know what's distracting? Those pants with messages on the ass. Especially a nice thick round ass. It's good though, cuz if she asks I just say that I was reading the messages (and wanting to bone that message)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:50am

    In soviet Russia, boobs stare at you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:59am

    I think everygirl should be like this...cause any other girl woutld of slapped you in the face

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    Submitted by Lexithegeek on May 8, 11 at 3:13am

    860....Riley?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:36pm

    thank you Maryland for staring at tits (;

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:18pm

    5:24- where do u pick cotton at ?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:02pm

    Uno

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:10am

    Dear Soviet Russia dude, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! And quit posting these stupid fucking comments on here it really isn't funny or clever or whatever the hell you think it is you stupid fucking douchebag!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:04pm

    Why would they be lesbians?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:40pm

    Happens to me daily. Guys can't stop staring at my boobs.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:45am

    7:07 I tot agree!! Like when you are talking shit on nasty ass apes while they pick cotton

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:07pm

    hey. 6:45, ever think that MAYBE they're in a place where it's inappropriate to say that stuff out loud?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:04am

    Happens to me all the time. It's so funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:53pm

    Dude Russia is starting to sound scary. But in capitalist America we squeeze those boobs in the eye of opportunity and stain your clothes. The Re-Revenger

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:03pm

    Deff someone from assumption. Hahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:45pm

    Why would someone txt this? If they're close enough to see the girls boobs can't they just say it?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:39pm

    hahahhahahahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:25am

    You women and your damn boob! Your boobs have brought this economy to screeching hault. Get reduction surgery and help save this damn country. Or maybe if this country wasn't so uptight about sex this wouldn't even be a problem.