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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 28, 11 at 10:03am

    Finally! A TFLN that's actually funny!

  • Submitted by thebatman on Apr 28, 11 at 10:48am

    I want to know what he did to have the police report filed!

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      Submitted by JC319 on Apr 28, 11 at 11:26am

      Police report also reads: "when I asked the suspect why he slid across the hood of the car, he replied 'because I wanted to be like MacGyver'"

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 28, 11 at 11:54am

    Dude, it's okay. Most people can't perform simple math in front of a cop sober, much less hammered. Been there and it sucks.

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    Submitted by countessmarie on Apr 28, 11 at 11:29am

    Brilliant.

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    Submitted by spellman24 on Apr 28, 11 at 2:46pm

    love it!

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    Submitted by acarli1 on Apr 28, 11 at 11:06am

    Haha

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    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Apr 28, 11 at 4:13pm

    lmao!

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    Submitted by djmerrill21 on Apr 28, 11 at 10:40am

    LMFAO

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    Submitted by iheartstarwars on Apr 29, 11 at 10:44pm

    Baha!

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    Submitted by jonjonsaysyes on Sep 2, 11 at 1:28pm

    Drunk or was he trying to get away with dating an underaged girl?

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 28, 11 at 11:45am

    So instead of possession under 21 he gets drunk in public, being 21 is a bitch sometimes

  • Submitted by eyedeas_ideas on Apr 28, 11 at 10:02am

    Also, suspect was convinced he was bald.

  • Submitted by firstfirst on Apr 28, 11 at 9:44am

    First