we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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