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  • Submitted by ssabmud on Aug 27, 11 at 5:26pm

    Gotta love the "logic" that a guy who is married, recently divorced, or in a relationship is more desirable to women. It's like little kids who don't care about something until their friend wants to play with it.

  • Submitted by FutureHegemon on Aug 27, 11 at 8:44pm

    It COST six bucks; it's clearly worth much more.

  • Submitted by dirtysouthtexas on Aug 27, 11 at 2:50pm

    Just Go With It.

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    Submitted by cv99 on Aug 27, 11 at 5:03pm

    Isn't there a movie like that with adam sandler? Haha

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    Submitted by jfs on Aug 28, 11 at 10:53am

    If you would have said "recently widowed" you would have gotten laid 10 times.

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    Submitted by ashmc2001 on Aug 27, 11 at 11:19pm

    Chicks see him as sweet, vulnerable, and also eager for attention...sad puppy syndrome, we have to 'pet' him!!! So, knowing he's single and wants attention is basically a big green light for a girl looking to get laid herself.

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      Submitted by Siethron on Aug 28, 11 at 8:00pm

      And yet if a guy is desperate, or literally advertising that he wants to get laid that's a red light? "LOGIC"\n\nSorry I'm not too good at the whole lying thing

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    Submitted by lilnicky73 on Aug 27, 11 at 2:45pm

    hey buddy, I wasnt a girl...

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      Submitted by GTipilot on Aug 27, 11 at 6:41pm

      Now that's funny

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    Submitted by Nissticle13 on Aug 27, 11 at 3:39pm

    My hero!

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    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 28, 11 at 10:29pm

    I bet those were really high quality girls...

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    Submitted by taylor_jpeg on Aug 27, 11 at 3:52pm


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    Submitted by wcjj on Aug 27, 11 at 3:41pm

    Really? I never would have assumed this would work! Thoughts on why? Clearly I have much to learn bout chicks.

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    Submitted by iHungover on Aug 31, 11 at 2:57am

    each time was worth 2 dollars... BARGAIN!

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    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Aug 27, 11 at 9:54pm

    It's the lord of the "shwings" trilogy

  • Submitted by lgm on Aug 27, 11 at 6:09pm

    Noone writing "thrice" deserves to get laid, not even once.

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      Submitted by GTipilot on Aug 27, 11 at 6:39pm

      And I suppose someone who misspells no one as one word does?!\n\n\n\nSee the first thing after pronoun.\n\nFucking Americans

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Aug 28, 11 at 12:11am

    eh maybe he got to poke her in the ass too......totally woth the 6 bucks

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    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Aug 27, 11 at 3:08pm

    Thrice?! Eat it up now...I have a feeling this won't be a regular thing for you.

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    Submitted by TampaDave on Aug 29, 11 at 4:00pm

    I <3 Tampa!