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  • Submitted by mollyyyyy on Jul 20, 10 at 4:24pm

    thumbs down if you love firsty! HEH

    • 41 65
      Submitted by afineguy on Jul 20, 10 at 10:45pm

      clever girl....

    • 48 82
      Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 20, 10 at 10:51pm

      still didnt work

  • 89 81
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:05pm

    Repeat? This is still stupid. Anyway, why would you want a rake more than a bike?

  • 74 69
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 20, 10 at 4:54pm

    No, you just put the rake across the handlebars. But the rake will be useful, although you don't seem like the type to rake leaves and shit.

  • Submitted by fuckyoufirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 4:54pm

    Damn black people

  • 66 74
    Submitted by hot_as_haites on Jul 21, 10 at 12:27am

    I can totally relate. I stole a bike once just so I could get the beach chair home that I also stole

  • 57 63
    Submitted by twistedape89 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:09am

    That's Baltimore for ya lol. I love this city.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 20, 10 at 7:15pm

    This reminds me of that one time I raked a prostitutes vagina while on a bike

  • 52 56
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:13am

    Even I know not to steal and I'm twelve A bycical and a rake dumb crook

  • 58 68
    Submitted by prometheus on Jul 20, 10 at 11:37pm

    Jesus wouldn't have stolen a rake in the first place

  • 68 93
    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:23am

    hahahaha

  • 65 89
    Submitted by HighFirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 4:35pm

    THAT HiGh!?!?

  • 65 92
    Submitted by dickstar on Jul 20, 10 at 5:16pm

    Damn porch monkeys!

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:17am

    You spelled bycicle wrong dumbass.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:04am

    Blk perrfiople Sdkrtole mty biioke oknce... Hehehe I mneedz zanotreer driknnk

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 1:26am

    Why steal a rake? Haha

  • 55 78
    Submitted by nolanmann23 on Jul 20, 10 at 9:28pm

    This is classified as win

  • 48 66
    Submitted by cando on Jul 22, 10 at 9:28am

    Good one!

  • 48 67
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jul 21, 10 at 10:01am

    Think of it more like taking a reminder :D

  • 47 66
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 4:21am

    unfunny.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 9:03pm

    Dingos still get shot in Australia cos they're pests

  • 50 74
    Submitted by anonymou on Jul 20, 10 at 6:07pm

    Bender

  • 52 78
    Submitted by shootingstars on Jul 20, 10 at 4:05pm

    Hahah! :)

  • 49 73
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 7:24pm

    lmao!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:36pm

    @4:44. Win !!

  • 51 82
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 7:02pm

    Beer dingo advancing on the nastys...

  • 48 78
    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:24am

    @im_twelve. stop being a stupid fucking twelve year old. really.

  • 54 92
    Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 20, 10 at 10:03pm

    It would be easier if you had a pretzel.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by VanWildersPenis on Sep 1, 10 at 4:39pm

    You can keep the rake but I want my fucking bike back!

  • 50 90
    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 4:54pm

    ¡¡¡YTSRIF

  • 45 81
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 5:50pm

    Tinydickstar and iLoveYouFirsty may the the beer dingo and firsty not have mercy on your douchetard asses.

  • 49 91
    Submitted by beerjunkie on Jul 20, 10 at 4:39pm

    Just like squaw

  • Submitted by ssimkins89 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:06pm

    ffffffffaaaaaakkkkkkeeeee. how does dumb crap like this end up on the website but the funny shit I send never does!

    • 55 64
      Submitted by arcangelo on Jul 20, 10 at 4:07pm

      your shit must be worse then you think

      • 85 88
        Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:10pm

        Yep, if it’s not the moderators, it’s you.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by BmxATL on Jul 20, 10 at 7:56pm

    Been there done that.. Hahahha! BMX ALL DAY!! -- look on YouTube to see my edit!

  • 17 34
    Submitted by bass80hz on Jul 23, 12 at 10:08pm

    I once stole 5 solar powered yard lights and brought them back to a party

  • 48 96
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 4:11pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 43 87
    Submitted by shootingstars on Jul 20, 10 at 4:04pm

    /)

  • Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 20, 10 at 4:46pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 40 89
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 9:33pm

    NOT immortal beer dingoes bucko... Everyone knows if the beer dingo dies all the hops will curl up and die ..... Just like in the bible....

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    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 9, 12 at 12:27am

    Um wouldn't the bike be worth more then the rake?