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  I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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  This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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• Mace - Thirty Dollars, E.R. Co-pay - TwentyFive Dollars, waking up to this text - priceless

  Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 22, 11 at 2:37pm

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• good morning, world!

  Submitted by NataSept on Nov 23, 11 at 7:10pm

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• Pepper spray hurts, but there's no need for the ER. Wash ur face with Johnson & Johnson baby wash, you'll be fine in an hour or 2. Also, make sure to bend over, otherwise it will drip down to the naughty parts and that will hurt. I had to do it for the military.

  Submitted by stretch85 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:49pm

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  • q tip or full on stream fresh from the can?

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 5:03pm

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• Think of it as training for OWS.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 22, 11 at 2:21pm

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• This is great, I have a friend of mine that while blackout thought it would be a good idea to "see what pepper spray feels like in his eyes"...needless to say he found out it hurts...A LOT

  Submitted by Stix77 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:06pm

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• First!!! But omg...

  Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 22, 11 at 1:16pm

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• lmao goddamn it's a wonder that you managed to text that coherently after a mace face- www.iwassofuckedup.com

  Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 22, 11 at 6:39pm

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  • Seriously-quit posting your dumbass site all over TFLN. Everyone is sick of it.

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 22, 11 at 10:31pm

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• Now, how exactly did you do that??

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:33pm

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• First!!!!

  Submitted by jbarrick17 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:23pm

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  • Douche!!!!

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 22, 11 at 10:30pm

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• I, wish I could get texts like this in the morning

  Submitted by moondevil on Nov 22, 11 at 1:38pm

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• Ep-the fuck-ic!!

  Submitted by swallows on Nov 23, 11 at 4:36am

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• stop being a pussy everyone's got to take a ride to carry

  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 5:02pm

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