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  • 263 64
    Submitted by bollywoodflow on Oct 18, 11 at 2:47pm
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    Anddd this is where in a room full of people everyone would go "OHHHHHHHH"

  • 114 59
    Submitted by meet2x4 on Oct 18, 11 at 10:57pm
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    I wonder how many times I can use this line at a halloween party before I get punched in the face?

  • 109 65
    Submitted by danofballs on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm
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    FOUL: blatant Chive ripoff

  • 95 66
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Oct 18, 11 at 4:52pm
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    You're supposed to spit out that mouthful of bitter, self-righteous pride BEFORE you try to get the cocks in your pie-hole, hunney.

    • 36 67
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 18, 11 at 11:53pm
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      So, unless you put 7 dicks in your mouth with enough frequency to have the act instantly identify who you are you're a bad person?

  • 75 62
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:54pm
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    I do believe he just called you a dirty whore

  • 75 66
    Submitted by mcgomez on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm
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    I knew I had seen this before...in 2008 on someecards.com

  • 62 54
    Submitted by dadx2 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:10pm
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    If only she could fit eight, then OP wouldn't be so bitter.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by wesley on Oct 21, 11 at 11:43am
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    sorry your costume didn't work out.. maybe you can just go as a slut who can fit six dicks?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 18, 11 at 5:53pm
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    Eightdicksonehole.com cumming soon!

  • 52 54
    Submitted by ameens on Oct 18, 11 at 2:53pm
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    Pinterest....

  • 51 53
    Submitted by megannims on Oct 19, 11 at 9:07pm
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    Haha brilliant comeback

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Doublehitter on Nov 3, 11 at 12:26am
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    Chirped.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 8:43am
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    Was she talking to snow white?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Austinaveous on Oct 19, 11 at 10:21am
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    Chive on

  • 52 62
    Submitted by cao29 on Oct 18, 11 at 4:57pm
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    Oh Snap!!!

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Summer2397 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:39pm
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    Love it!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by mikelatts on Oct 18, 11 at 7:11pm
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    Bammmmmmm

  • 47 58
    Submitted by pearlguy on Oct 19, 11 at 7:52am
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    you mean, the guy was calling for gang-bang type and you were not ready??

  • 47 58
    Submitted by alicia1986sex on Oct 18, 11 at 11:02pm
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    omg! i l o v e this! nice

  • 38 41
    Submitted by CWaTT on Oct 24, 11 at 11:50am
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    Definite win

  • 45 55
    Submitted by sebseb on Oct 20, 11 at 10:44am
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    Hahaha that is awesome

  • 44 53
    Submitted by tayacb on Oct 20, 11 at 1:38am
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    Wow dammmmnnnn!

  • 44 53
    Submitted by creepshades on Oct 18, 11 at 9:32pm
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    touché.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by beautiful_vixon on Oct 20, 11 at 12:23am
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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!!!!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 18, 11 at 6:13pm
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    Tube for the all-out win.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by wildness on Oct 18, 11 at 2:45pm
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    brutal

  • 41 56
    Submitted by urban_achieving on Oct 19, 11 at 6:33pm
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    #pornstarcompliments

  • 43 60
    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 18, 11 at 4:33pm
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    Mcgomez. Your a douche.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Rooster1598 on Oct 19, 11 at 2:51am
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    Right on fellow Chiver!!

  • 42 61
    Submitted by mike_lawson on Oct 19, 11 at 9:41am
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    Epic

  • 38 55
    Submitted by BRRRRUNSKI on Oct 20, 11 at 7:00pm
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    DAMN!!!!!

  • 32 44
    Submitted by nloving on Oct 21, 11 at 10:51am
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    That's classic!

  • 38 64
    Submitted by jumbo_biscuit1 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:20pm
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    Ouch!

  • 27 43
    Submitted by gelly22 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:23pm
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    glad to know you tried.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:17pm
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    Well, I know ppl who text things we've all seen before to sound original...BTW, that was harsh!

  • 26 42
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 25, 11 at 2:47am
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    Maybe next year mom.

  • 4 15
    Submitted by iheartharry on Oct 10, 12 at 10:38pm
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    Damn it! That's harsh! And one hell of a mental image.

  • 0 9
    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Mar 26, 13 at 12:09pm
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    BURNNN

  • 38 90
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 18, 11 at 2:47pm
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    Medusa?