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  • Submitted by bollywoodflow on Oct 18, 11 at 2:47pm

    Anddd this is where in a room full of people everyone would go "OHHHHHHHH"

  • Submitted by meet2x4 on Oct 18, 11 at 10:57pm

    I wonder how many times I can use this line at a halloween party before I get punched in the face?

  • Submitted by danofballs on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm

    FOUL: blatant Chive ripoff

  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Oct 18, 11 at 4:52pm

    You're supposed to spit out that mouthful of bitter, self-righteous pride BEFORE you try to get the cocks in your pie-hole, hunney.

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      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 18, 11 at 11:53pm

      So, unless you put 7 dicks in your mouth with enough frequency to have the act instantly identify who you are you're a bad person?

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:54pm

    I do believe he just called you a dirty whore

  • Submitted by mcgomez on Oct 18, 11 at 4:09pm

    I knew I had seen this before...in 2008 on someecards.com

  • Submitted by wesley on Oct 21, 11 at 11:43am

    sorry your costume didn't work out.. maybe you can just go as a slut who can fit six dicks?

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    Submitted by Doublehitter on Nov 3, 11 at 12:26am

    Chirped.

  • Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 18, 11 at 5:53pm

    Eightdicksonehole.com cumming soon!

  • 90 88
    Submitted by dadx2 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:10pm

    If only she could fit eight, then OP wouldn't be so bitter.

  • 84 77
    Submitted by megannims on Oct 19, 11 at 9:07pm

    Haha brilliant comeback

  • 84 85
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 18, 11 at 6:13pm

    Tube for the all-out win.

  • 84 87
    Submitted by sebseb on Oct 20, 11 at 10:44am

    Hahaha that is awesome

  • 76 71
    Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 8:43am

    Was she talking to snow white?

  • 86 94
    Submitted by cao29 on Oct 18, 11 at 4:57pm

    Oh Snap!!!

  • 86 97
    Submitted by mikelatts on Oct 18, 11 at 7:11pm

    Bammmmmmm

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Austinaveous on Oct 19, 11 at 10:21am

    Chive on

  • 82 92
    Submitted by pearlguy on Oct 19, 11 at 7:52am

    you mean, the guy was calling for gang-bang type and you were not ready??

  • 78 84
    Submitted by wildness on Oct 18, 11 at 2:45pm

    brutal

  • 82 93
    Submitted by ameens on Oct 18, 11 at 2:53pm

    Pinterest....

  • 76 83
    Submitted by BRRRRUNSKI on Oct 20, 11 at 7:00pm

    DAMN!!!!!

  • 77 86
    Submitted by alicia1986sex on Oct 18, 11 at 11:02pm

    omg! i l o v e this! nice

  • 75 84
    Submitted by creepshades on Oct 18, 11 at 9:32pm

    touché.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Summer2397 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:39pm

    Love it!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by beautiful_vixon on Oct 20, 11 at 12:23am

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!!!!

  • 64 73
    Submitted by CWaTT on Oct 24, 11 at 11:50am

    Definite win

  • 72 92
    Submitted by urban_achieving on Oct 19, 11 at 6:33pm

    #pornstarcompliments

  • Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:17pm

    Well, I know ppl who text things we've all seen before to sound original...BTW, that was harsh!

  • 69 88
    Submitted by tayacb on Oct 20, 11 at 1:38am

    Wow dammmmnnnn!

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Rooster1598 on Oct 19, 11 at 2:51am

    Right on fellow Chiver!!

  • 73 96
    Submitted by killin_me_smalz on Oct 18, 11 at 4:33pm

    Mcgomez. Your a douche.

  • 69 91
    Submitted by jumbo_biscuit1 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:20pm

    Ouch!

  • 69 95
    Submitted by mike_lawson on Oct 19, 11 at 9:41am

    Epic

  • 59 78
    Submitted by nloving on Oct 21, 11 at 10:51am

    That's classic!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by gelly22 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:23pm

    glad to know you tried.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by iheartharry on Oct 10, 12 at 10:38pm

    Damn it! That's harsh! And one hell of a mental image.

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 18, 11 at 2:47pm

    Medusa?

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 25, 11 at 2:47am

    Maybe next year mom.

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Mar 26, 13 at 12:09pm

    BURNNN