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  • Make all the fast food jokes you will, this guy actually applied for a job with the Cincinnati Bengals.

    Submitted by TheWingMan on Nov 29, 11 at 3:10pm
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  • Unfortunately for you they realized that meant they could offer you 20k less a year

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 29, 11 at 3:17pm
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  • What did you expect when applying to work at a glory hole?

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 29, 11 at 3:10pm
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  • sign up for private contractor companies who work overseas..you would be amazed the things you get paid to do

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 4:57pm
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  • Did you get arrested for spelling "warrant" incorrectly?

    Submitted by crayonempire23 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:32pm
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  • Technically if it's only a warrant it means you haven't actually been arrested yet, so all is good.

    Submitted by entersandman13 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:42pm
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  • Nunu wins again. In some cases(depending on the contractor), the shadier the past, the better. Mercs are usually pretty ruthless.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 29, 11 at 7:07pm
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    • in reality most mercenary work is beefed up private security for some rich mans stuff...the show of force tends to deter most threats...hell half the time your sitting in a truck trying to pass the time...btw there are some truckers that make quarter mil a year driving through hot zones so marines get there Burger king

      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 10:27pm
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  • Must be a college football coach

    Submitted by nemo8855 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:29am
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  • Yeah Walmart doesn't really have any standards

    Submitted by pnr on Nov 29, 11 at 11:17pm
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  • burgerworld has the highest standards

    Submitted by funzo on Nov 29, 11 at 3:08pm
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  • Haha. Gotta love federal way!!

    Submitted by edwardthev on Nov 29, 11 at 7:54pm
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  • yeah now they will know another place to find you.

    Submitted by mmtija on Nov 30, 11 at 12:29am
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  • I'm thinking this is for a position in the Department of Fatherland, er I mean, Homeland Security. That or TSA.

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 29, 11 at 4:27pm
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    • I worked for TSA for almost three years...if OP is male then he's golden. Female..then damn lucky.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 30, 11 at 2:27am
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  • Apparently they weren't too concerned about his lack of a grasp on the English language either.

    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Aug 4, 13 at 11:18pm
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  • Background checks only turn up convictions, so unresolved issues/ warrants are not going to count against you unless felony

    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Dec 18, 11 at 1:40am
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  • @Wingman, fucking genius

    Submitted by caboose101 on Jul 14, 13 at 8:56pm
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