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  • 75 55
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 3:05pm
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    Dogs are GREAT for picking up men/women. My golden retreiver is a skilled wingman.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 7, 11 at 6:49pm
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    @ eightyeight: no one cares how many dicks you had in your mouth last night. you can quit counting. fucktard.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 2:18pm
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    Just no Italian, calzones make him gassy.

  • 49 35
    Submitted by rossturner on Dec 7, 11 at 3:31pm
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    I've see.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by party654 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:05pm
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    The first thing I would do is worry.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 8, 11 at 12:49am
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    But if I wake up later... Then what?

  • 39 40
    Submitted by rossturner on Dec 7, 11 at 3:31pm
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    I've see.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 7, 11 at 1:46pm
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    Eighty Eight

    • 44 53
      Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 7, 11 at 2:11pm
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      Hey douche, whether you say first or eighty eight your are still a fucking moron.

      • 52 50
        Submitted by shaveydavey on Dec 7, 11 at 2:29pm
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        amen.

        • 45 46
          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 2:50pm
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          First is still the worst. But he's both. Misery, self-loathing, and depression, all compounded?

          • 44 40
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 3:02pm
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            He wasn't held enough as a child... Feels the need to cry for attention now.

            • 44 50
              Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 10:23pm
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              I'll hold him.... By the back of the neck as I lovingly shove his face into the nice comfy concrete. Maybe that will fill his lost desires.