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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:54am

    Just so everyone realizes im a man and my wife has pushed out 3 kids and doubled her weight and i love her now more than ever. not every man is an ass. theres still hope for the males out there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:37pm

    I lost the guy, lost the weight, found much better life and "poof" he showed up again!Nice to walk away from him after that! I hope she gets to have the same experience

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:20pm

    I once stopped fucking my ex because she gained a huge amount of weight. She looked like a swollen garbage bag. She would wake up in the night and get pissed because we never fucked, and wake me up to bitch. We fought constantly and I left her for a normal, slender girl. This line would have worked very well.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:06am

    Men are disgusting, thank God I'm a lesbian.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:51pm

    9 out of 10 guys are nodding their heads (while their wives aren't looking) and the 10th guy, a newlywed, is getting worried. For good reason.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:55pm

    That is seriously mean!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:58pm

    HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:34pm

    Pretty mean, but she probably deserved it. I'd like to think it took a LOT before this line came out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:08pm

    "Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?" ..... hey douchebag, men get fat too, and we women don't have to put up with that shit either :) thanks. bottom line, when you fall in love with someone there is obviously physical attraction... if that goes away, it's not what you signed up for and who wants to be with someone they don't find attractive? men AND women have the right to leave if they so choose.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:15pm

    this guy entered his own text. that he didn't send. lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:42pm

    hilarious line i just think its fucking gutty that you'd say that in a text to someone you were in love with? like thats incredibly messed up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:46am

    nh breeds butt holes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:51pm

    Both men and women are disgusting... thank God for bestiality!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    If this were an ORIGINAL line and not stolen from elsewhere, it might be clever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 5:30am

    Want some ice for that burn?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:49pm

    oh New Hampshire, how I love you~

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:53am

    You're a fucking asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:09pm

    might be harsh... but what is worse is letting yourself go -particularly for health reasons. if she is fat, she will have a premature death.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:51am

    if you knew manchester, you would call it manch-vegas. live free or die.

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 27, 10 at 9:46pm

    MASSIVE slam on girlfriend's weight gain outta NOWHERE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:03pm

    NOT original.... or funny. failure.

  • 97 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:42pm

    Anonymous said... lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote. May 17, 2009 8:19PM ....kewl?

  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:58pm

    you would, new hampshire.

  • 96 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:34am

    Tis funny :) And being fat is NOT okay paha

  • 95 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:58am

    Thats fucking awesome some girls just need to be told this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:48pm

    if the shoe fits...lol, depending on the situation, this could be really funny or really terrible...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:05pm

    now she's gonna drown her sorrows in a tub of ice cream

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:29am

    ha! oh god, i am a girl and hope i one day get the opportunity to say something along that line to a guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:46pm

    You were just trying to find someone to blame for having eating her,but in reality,you ate her,Huge Hefner. BURN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:29pm

    HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're so mean but that made my day!!!

  • 95 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:10pm

    i bet he met her online!!!

  • 96 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:27pm

    uhm, dont vote this as a bad night! this is a WIN for sure.

  • 99 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:33pm

    thats really fucked up

  • 97 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:54am

    Jeez, some people are assholes. Why would you hope for something like that?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:10am

    Hahaha. This is perfect.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:19pm

    lovvvvve it. i want to make it a facebook quote.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:45pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... your fucked up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:49pm

    Haha at the reply from 4:46pm. Freudian slip?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    Aaww the little man is bitter because him got his heart broke. Move in and enough with the childish insults, she is probably better for NOT being the girl that would love a jerk like this

  • 83 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 12:09am

    I'm fat too and this is EFFING HILARIOUS

  • 85 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:28am

    Ahahahahahaha lololol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:04am

    lol....see...women do get mad at this text.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:44pm

    Even if she did get fat, can't he fantasize about the thin person she once was?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:49pm

    this reflects my current life situation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:34pm

    Just over half of you people have about as good a sense of humor as this chick has an exercise plan. Get fucked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:40pm

    thank you new hampshire

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:52pm

    I hate fat people too =]

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:30pm

    i dunno. lol i'm a woman and im laughing my ass off. so no, not all women get pissed lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:39pm

    AMAZING. Sounds like she probably deserved it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:42am

    *cough* Movie quote *cough cough*

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:10am

    Are you serious 10:59? The bitch is fat! Like obesely huge! Go on a diet!

  • 84 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:13am

    And by asshole I mean an asshole literally made for fucking.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:18pm

    fuck yeah new hampshire. represent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:01am

    Would bet $10 this "text" was never actually sent.

  • 75 72
    Submitted by ancientlullaby on Mar 16, 10 at 6:43pm

    Omg hahaha

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:59pm

    I don't get this. Someone please break it down for me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:42am

    this is from the bastard breakup on youtube..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:02pm

    NH is full of useless douchebags anyway heh

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    Submitted by shep_loves_beer on Mar 6, 11 at 11:07am

    sounds like a true story, I used damn near the same line.

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    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:28pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:30pm

    hilarious, but sucks for the girl unless she is a serious bitch lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:04pm

    Sounds like she loved the ranch dressing more than she loved you....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:29am

    4:34....u said it all my friend, you said it all

  • 77 82
    Submitted by taylorface on Mar 20, 10 at 3:49am

    People need to chill, jeez. Im not particularly thin, and im a chick, and i found it funny. Stop taking the shit on this site so seriously! Its supposed to be FUN.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:05am

    That's gunna cum in handy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:33pm

    that girl had to have really fucked up for him to go that far. especially since he used to love her. ouch.

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    Submitted by invisimirror on Oct 26, 11 at 2:08pm

    Douchenozzle.

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:05pm

    Well its not about hating fat people its about not wanting to date them. 

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:40pm

    He doesn't say "no longer the girl I fell in love with", maybe he's just talking about a freakishly large stalker.

  • 82 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:11am

    Women get mad at this stuff because they know there is more than a grain of truth to it. I probably shouldn't mention "grain" or any other food here, though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:42am

    stop judging 9:54. it's not a question of 'hope'. for some people fat is not ok, and for some people it is. doesn't make your perspective any more right than mine. personally, i keep in shape for my s.o. and i expect her to do the same, if not she can be happy with someone else.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:10am

    The funniest thing about this post is in the replies: how pissed some people are, and how some people are even more evil to the pissed people. But the second funniest thing about this post is the guy who sex something using "sex" by accident, and the other guy calling it a Freudian slip. I lolled at that even more.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:49pm

    Every guy here smiles and nods and every woman gets pissed......does that tell you something?

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    Submitted by thatguyfrom251 on Jul 1, 11 at 2:39pm

    Was her name Caroline?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:14am

    beautiful... i wish i could have said to the same to my ex... only... she got hotter :(

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:47pm

    That so fits someone I know.

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    Submitted by idkwhybut on May 9, 12 at 2:59pm

    I don't think he isn't in live with her because she is fat. She probably hurt him in some way and he is pissed. So cool it with the men are pigs shit. Women are no better.

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    Submitted by sw33t on Aug 9, 11 at 8:31am

    Dear Men - - You don't look that good when you turn 40. Just remember that when you criticize your woman when she puts on a few pounds.

  • Submitted by peaceiloveu on Mar 3, 10 at 1:42pm

    Haha. That's mean but funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:15am

    Manchester,NH gotta love it ....wait no its a shit town but this was funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:26pm

    what an asshole that girl is scarred for life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:35am

    i could use that one right now

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    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 12, 10 at 1:57am

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:49pm

    :O ahahaha that is soooo sadddd.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:37pm

    yeah I agree with 6:33pm.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:28pm

    thats sooo terrible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:09am

    lol! This happened to my sister, she seriously needs to lose some weight.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:16pm

    Funny how being anon can make everyone so brave... Stop being so judgy peeps

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:46pm

    Sounds like something I should have sex to my ex when i found out she was cheating on me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:38pm

    hahahahahahaha that is out of control hilarious