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  • Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on May 5, 10 at 8:18am

    More like "box of tragic". I say running away could be a good idea too.

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    Submitted by kaisermarion on May 5, 10 at 8:06am

    Run.

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    Submitted by meghannnn on May 5, 10 at 8:12am

    For some reason the plot from "Hostel" popped in my head...

    • 32 48
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 9:35am

      all it was missing was a circular saw, with a "too short cord on it" lol!

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    Submitted by zestyshelby on May 5, 10 at 8:27am

    I threw up a little into my mouth when I read this...

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    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 5, 10 at 12:28pm

    Garentie this happened in a trailor

    • 37 61
      Submitted by ojg15 on May 5, 10 at 12:52pm

      Lol, 10 points for effort on guarantee..

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        Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on May 5, 10 at 4:33pm

        No... no, I feel like 10 points of effort would have produced a better end result than that. Fail for not even using phonetics properly.

        • 34 43
          Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on May 5, 10 at 7:44pm

          see, now that's debatable... i think there was at least a firm attempt at sounding it out.

          • 38 44
            Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 6, 10 at 12:51am

            phonetic win; spelling fail

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    Submitted by abirenba on May 5, 10 at 9:50am

    When was the last time he used his "box of magic"? Sounds like it had potential at one point! \n\nI'd still run now though! ;-)

  • 55 59
    Submitted by MoFruity on May 5, 10 at 7:06pm

    even the spammer got less thumbs down than the first guy.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 18, 10 at 10:40pm

    Run. And take the marshmellow fluff with you.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by LynnZee on May 5, 10 at 9:15am

    Obviously most girls don't fall for this if they're expired

  • 53 59
    Submitted by meeya007 on May 5, 10 at 9:22am

    Classy

  • 46 49
    Submitted by mtm on May 6, 10 at 9:02pm

    It puts the lotion on it's skin....

  • 47 53
    Submitted by torrance123 on May 5, 10 at 2:43pm

    haha. hostel. good one.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by michaelj28 on May 5, 10 at 10:07am

    Gotta love that Ohio charm.... Haha RUN

  • 46 52
    Submitted by bullwinkle on May 5, 10 at 7:07pm

    Where's the peanutbutter ?

  • 41 44
    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 5, 10 at 2:14pm

    The marshmallow fluff sounds pretty good

  • 40 43
    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 9:44pm

    GET OUT NOW!

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    Submitted by Rease52 on May 5, 10 at 8:34am

    I just threw up in my nose!!! Gross!!! Run!!! Lol

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 12:30am

    Trailorrrrr

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Kylie143somuch on May 6, 10 at 12:20am

    He's a keeper .

  • 35 53
    Submitted by myka on May 6, 10 at 5:17am

    Get out b4 its too late LOL!!

  • 40 64
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:29pm

    pity fuck?

  • 26 53
    Submitted by armybabe02 on May 5, 10 at 8:53am

    Ew, run far, very far

  • 19 41
    Submitted by Eridani on May 24, 11 at 11:51pm

    I think I barfed a bit at marshmallow fluff.

  • Submitted by nsgf on May 5, 10 at 8:06am

    FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!@!@!@@@!