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  • Submitted by mmmmbop on Dec 12, 11 at 2:31pm

    then u shoulda just turned her into a sword swallower

  • Submitted by porksword on Dec 12, 11 at 2:44pm

    She probably wouldn't know what romantic was if you hit her over the head with it.

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 12, 11 at 1:37pm

    And with mine own two inch longsword, I dub thee, now arise knight of apartment f

  • Submitted by Skittlehunter on Dec 12, 11 at 4:22pm

    She's just insulted you knighted her with a dagger.

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    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Dec 12, 11 at 6:38pm

    That is my new goal in life. Screw unromantic! I just wanna be a knight!

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    Submitted by Gonnagetmesome on Dec 12, 11 at 3:38pm

    Maybe you shouldn't have name her Knight Sirsucksalot

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 13, 11 at 2:41am

    Have your boyfriend knight u preppy... Unless it's too small

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    Submitted by dpeacock37 on Dec 13, 11 at 12:46pm

    Maybe if you splashed her your holy water...

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 12, 11 at 11:00pm

    We are the knights who say knee, KNEE!- monty python

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 12, 11 at 11:26pm

      it's Nee...knee's are the joint in yer leg...now, bring me a shrubbery!

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        Submitted by jimboland50 on Dec 13, 11 at 12:09pm

        its Ni! if your gonna correct someone do it right

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 12, 11 at 6:20pm

    Start hanging with Ren Faire girls. That works many times.

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    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on Dec 13, 11 at 12:22am

    Fail

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    Submitted by AmericanHollow on Dec 12, 11 at 7:47pm

    Shoulda poked her eye after that comment.

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 12, 11 at 11:22pm

    .......aaaaaaand C U Next Thursday.....

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    Submitted by liveitup_21 on Dec 18, 11 at 11:54pm

    Female saying...I would laugh my ass off if my man did this to me. Epic.

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 12, 11 at 10:32pm

    u can knight me!

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    Submitted by jjwats123 on Dec 12, 11 at 1:36pm

    Shit that's unhealthy

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    Submitted by gilkey on Dec 14, 11 at 6:39am

    Who let her out of the kitchen?

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    Submitted by gilkey on Dec 14, 11 at 6:37am

    Who let her out of the kitchen?

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    Submitted by dasawesome on Dec 31, 11 at 3:23pm

    Maybe she took a cumshot to the knee