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  • Submitted by 9miletn on Oct 13, 11 at 9:20am

    Dumbass

  • Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Oct 13, 11 at 9:21am

    Take assurance in the fact that you're not the first guy to fall into this trap, but try to at least learn from your mistakes. Driving over at all was a mistake -- you thought that by showing her how nice you were, she would realize you were better than her boyfriend and want to be with you instead. That's not how it works. A lot of guys in your situation eventually turn into bitter assholes, but it's not necessary. Find the right balance of cocky self-assurance and flirty nicen

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      Submitted by smashedface on Oct 13, 11 at 10:32am

      That's a hottt motivational speech

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      Submitted by Welcome_16 on Oct 13, 11 at 11:28am

      That would be great if I had a penis. I'm actually her best friend.

      • 40 48
        Submitted by stackjr on Oct 13, 11 at 5:47pm

        I don't believe you. Clearly this text is from a desperate dude who has been thrown into the dreaded "friend zone".

        • 35 52
          Submitted by MD86 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:18am

          I do, I've seen this happen (well, mostly). Some girls can treat other girls absolutely horrendously, even when they're "friends".

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    Submitted by seanathon on Oct 13, 11 at 9:27am

    Yep, life lessons from a comment, of a text, on textsfromlastnight. You know it's got a lot of meaning.

    • 18 43
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 9, 12 at 11:49pm

      I'm sorry, would you prefer the comments to be a cesspool of mockery and hatred?

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    Submitted by Akdros on Oct 13, 11 at 1:05pm

    "That would be great if I had a penis. I'm actually her best friend." Then why are you upset about her making you sleep on the couch, did you want to have some lesbian fun?

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    Submitted by scaglietti on Oct 13, 11 at 1:08pm

    Take the batteries out of everything that bitch owns, i mean EVERYTHING; then take her spare batteries. Its not much, but its a good start for you.

    • 37 54
      Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 14, 11 at 7:22am

      That's so very clever.Nice one.

    • 39 49
      Submitted by Knocky64 on Oct 14, 11 at 1:43pm

      You my friends are a genius!

  • 63 54
    Submitted by phukurmutha on Oct 13, 11 at 11:17am

    Your not a doormat! You're her homosexual friend.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 13, 11 at 11:13am

    What a bitch!!

  • 59 59
    Submitted by triple on Oct 13, 11 at 12:07pm

    I wouldn't drive 5 hours even if it were a lock!!

  • 56 53
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 13, 11 at 9:32am

    It's your own dumbass fault.

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    Submitted by porksword on Oct 13, 11 at 11:48am

    @welcome16, the guy said you should be cocky.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anduari on Oct 13, 11 at 9:31am

    ouch

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    Submitted by Zaph17 on Oct 13, 11 at 11:49am

    You drove 5 hours to be her cook and dishwasher? That won't get you laid, dude.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by maximumbob on Oct 13, 11 at 10:34am

    http://www.laddertheory.com/

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    Submitted by daveyj on Oct 14, 11 at 9:29am

    Grow some balls dude

  • 43 45
    Submitted by my235 on Oct 14, 11 at 12:24am

    I brought gifts back from the Orient for a chick and I was suddenly in the friend zone. WTF.

    • 36 55
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:22am

      While i get how this can be confusing as you meant them as a sign of affection and probably should be looked at more favorably for that, you just can't expect any sort of reciprocation when you give a gift. The most you can hope for is that they'll like it.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Erotophobia on Oct 13, 11 at 6:48pm

    This doesn't seem at all like it was from a desperate guy. Definatly sounds like a close friend.

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 13, 11 at 9:38am

    Kill them both.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by KentuckyFried on Oct 13, 11 at 5:02pm

    Ruin their relationship. Tell the boyfriend you slept with her.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 13, 11 at 11:26am

    DTMFA.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by builtFORDtough1 on Oct 14, 11 at 6:34am

    Hey we've all been there sometimes you just have to give up and move on

  • 33 53
    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:16am

    Very astute, don't let it happen again.

  • 25 45
    Submitted by scr2288 on May 9, 12 at 7:44pm

    or a fairy...