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(512): View more from Texas

I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I

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(919): View more from North Carolina

im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays

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(+49): View more from Germany

He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Why do you hate her?

(1-601): View more from Mississippi

She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....

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