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  • 29 12
    Submitted by Mactastic on Jan 12, 12 at 10:26am
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    I guess you're never going to take me seriously then, you bastard.

  • 31 18
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 12, 12 at 3:48pm
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    Forever Lazy! You don't even have to take it off to shit!

  • 28 24
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 12, 12 at 11:07am
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    Just give her a book, a beverage, and a free clip-on reading light. She and her whole family will be smiling in no time.

    • 17 25
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 12, 12 at 1:44pm
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      Chocolate, you forgot the chocolate...and the bacon.

      • 13 13
        Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Jan 12, 12 at 9:47pm
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        Solution: the chocolate-covered bacon bar...

  • 26 23
    Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 12, 12 at 2:10pm
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    But I can't be in their club! :*[

  • 18 12
    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:58pm
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    Big 2 starting Zack Galifi.... whatever the fuck his jacked up name is.

  • 22 27
    Submitted by bra on Jan 13, 12 at 2:04pm
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    Hahaha.. Ah. I'm wearing an adult sized onesie and came on this site to cheer up haha. This made my day

  • 18 25
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jan 12, 12 at 10:27am
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    Eighty Eight

    • 13 19
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jan 12, 12 at 12:35pm
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      is the number of times the guys at the g a y club ran a train on him

    • 23 14
      Submitted by jonathan619 on Jan 12, 12 at 7:50pm
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      Number of men he gave a rusty trombone to, in said night club.