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  • 76 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:15am

    No. It doesn't. I did read somewhere though that they are working on some pill that guys can take that will make their spunk taste like apple pie. All hail the geeks!

  • 59 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:50am

    Gives a whole new meaning to "whole lotta love"

  • 51 41
    Submitted by ritz7369 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:21pm

    You spelled semen wrong

  • 47 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:43am

    Learn to spell... But I agree with this statement.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:20pm

    Excellent source of protein

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:11pm

    Semen NEVER tastes good. Sometimes it just tastes less offensive.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:12am

    when i gave my first blowjob to my 19 yr old bf, i thought i was lucky because he was super hygienic and clean down there. then i licked what must have been precum and had to stop for a moment to gag. sour sour sour sour!!!!!!!

  • 39 31
    Submitted by littlebit11891 on Oct 20, 10 at 4:34am

    Before I go down on my man, he has to have at least taken a shower. No sweaty balls for me. Other than that semen is no problem for me, and regarding love, its more for my pleasure. I love seeing him squirm.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by madirishmann on Jan 16, 10 at 11:04am

    Nah. Fruit makes it taste better. He could do it in three days... If he was beating off like it owed him money. At which point he'd last way too long to get that much head in such a short amount of time. Just saying.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:06pm

    What the fuck, Ohio?

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:50am

    Semen makes my mouth and tongue numb, it's almost like cocaine. But not as fun.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:11pm

    Semen would taste BETTER if guys didn't have bad diets.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:20am

    Love lasts til the walk of shame

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:38pm

    Spitters are quiters, so ya better swallow that load

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:51pm

    You should really work for Hallmark. I've always thought they should have "Sorry for the STD" cards

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:38pm

    Is it odd that my girl wants to snowball my semen into my mouth?

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:47am

    Se-Man. He-Man's lesser known brother.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:47am

    6:38 No. Man up and do it.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:33pm

    Add fruit to your diet. It'll make it tase better. I started eating peaches and did so for like 3 days and every girl that gave me head all of them said that my seman tasted like peaches. No lie. To much beef makes it taste bad.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:10am

    shut up bitch swallowww

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:51pm

    Is this the singular of semen?

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:36pm

    seman. is that like... the singular of semen? I'd imagine that's not enough to really get any taste at all.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:33 makes a good point, that red meat changes both the smell of your sweat and the taste of your cum. But I doubt three days of fruit is enough to make a difference, or that so many girls went down on him in that timeframe.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:05pm

    Yes!!! So true...mmmm...

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:58pm

    yeah, semen has a horrible taste, but "love" makes the effort worth it, I guess.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:25pm

    It's because we ALWAYS swallow, and it's not bad at all. :-)

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:39pm

    10:15 I hope thats true. And it will mainly be nerdy guys that take it. Nerds and geeks FTW.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:10pm

    i love my boyfriend, but it's not helping him taste any better. you just don't mind as much.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:59pm

    3:33 is rite tho your food you eat makes it taste tht like tht food it's a proven fact

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:45pm

    As long as you know what your doing and can get it in the back of your throat and swallow quickly its really not that bad...

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:05am

    just swallow it, bitch!

  • 12 15
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 6:12pm

    Rather like LSD making you not care about pain rather than taking away the pain, love makes you care less about the taste and more about the fact that you're being intimate.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:14am

    Agreed. If you can't spell it, don't do it

  • 9 10
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 15, 12 at 8:14pm

    Is anyone else wondering what kind of places would stock the "make your semen taste like apple pie" pill? I imagine that some college dorms would try to make it an item in the vending machines...

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:09pm

    Love also makes poop taste better

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:24pm

    i've slept with guys and girls. pussy tastes nice, even the ones that are kind of sweetly spicy. dick is fine but cum is nasty.

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:53pm

    Seman tastes like a hand full of salt... GAG