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  • Submitted by Phys on Mar 24, 11 at 6:01pm

    And yet he found someone else before you did because his tiny penis is still less of a turnoff than your shitty personality

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Mar 25, 11 at 3:58am

      The best burns come from the truth

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      Submitted by Taipan on Mar 25, 11 at 12:10pm

      Funny yet accurate...

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 24, 11 at 5:59pm

    one woman's tiny penis is another woman's eiffel tower.

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      Submitted by dyzzie on Mar 24, 11 at 7:31pm

      now now. no need to get lady gaga involved in a perfectly normal conversation.

  • Submitted by AmberSweet13 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:37pm

    I love how well everyone understands sarcasm. Bravo, Internet, bravo!

  • Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 24, 11 at 4:55pm

    Sounds like you used to

  • Submitted by Pick_upPick_up on Mar 24, 11 at 5:03pm

    That doesn't sound mature, a little bitter actually! Maybe you have a huge vag!

  • Submitted by youthanize on Mar 24, 11 at 10:45pm

    I get it: its funny cause you cant choke on a tiny penis

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    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Mar 24, 11 at 7:35pm

    Tiny is as tiny does.

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    Submitted by dieselguy on Mar 25, 11 at 12:58am

    This sound like someone I know

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    Submitted by Wicket_Man on Mar 25, 11 at 6:30pm

    Oh girls from the Sag-nasty...

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    Submitted by vim on Mar 27, 11 at 4:55am

    Or ur mouth is big as ur p***y

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    Submitted by soupytar33 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:35am

    Is he Justin bier

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    Submitted by hahagirl47 on Mar 24, 11 at 8:01pm

    Hahahahaha

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 24, 11 at 6:24pm

    Sounds like someone is hiding her regrets.

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    Submitted by soupytar33 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:36am

    Erg I meant bieber. Stupid iPod spell fixer

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    Submitted by grizzlyadam22 on Mar 25, 11 at 8:30am

    Well said Phys...

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    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Mar 24, 11 at 5:14pm

    Lol that's funny

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    Submitted by kat23 on Mar 24, 11 at 4:31pm

    Hahaha!

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    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 15, 11 at 7:48pm

    someone sounds jealous

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    Submitted by samiruby on Mar 24, 11 at 11:18pm

    Thomas cook.

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    Submitted by ohdearlord9 on Mar 25, 11 at 3:25pm

    Mt. Pleasant- probably a CMU girl. We have high standards.

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    Submitted by JesusBunny on Mar 25, 11 at 11:21am

    Bitches....that is all

  • Submitted by jenhen on Mar 25, 11 at 3:04am

    Assman u make so much sense. Loser.

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      Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 25, 11 at 10:18am

      Makes perfect sense, stinky vag will make any man flacid

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    Submitted by ThaBiz11 on Mar 26, 11 at 12:14pm

    My life in a nutshell...not sure though how u can choke on something u can't see

  • Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 24, 11 at 4:35pm

    Maybe his penis was small because your pussy stinks...

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    Submitted by jenhen on Mar 25, 11 at 3:03am

    Phys ur a bitter jackoff

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    Submitted by holyshitman on Feb 17, 13 at 11:18pm

    Small but as thick as a tuna can. Give em hell so no one else can lol

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    Submitted by jenhen on Mar 25, 11 at 3:02am

    It won't last long w a tiny penis and u know you can do better!