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  • Submitted by desarayann on Mar 14, 10 at 5:21pm

    .....and they say chivalry is dead.

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      Submitted by BbLopes1 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:51am

      lmao.... good answer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 5:23pm

    Someone didn't know where the hole was.

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      Submitted by sinistar on Mar 15, 10 at 8:54am

      HAHAHA! exactly what I was thinking...

  • Submitted by dyslexicgenious on Mar 14, 10 at 4:06pm

    I love how you people think all these texts are fake unless it involves people getting drunk and saying "helloooo spring break" or being THAT high, all in all idc if a text is fake obvously these are supposed to be funny so laugh at them, stop trying to be a detective and discover if it's fake or not

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      Submitted by Ihatehipsters on Mar 14, 10 at 8:17pm

      True, but when people post bogus claims about how something so far-fetched could happen its not funny. I don't know. Maybe you are entertained by these wild and outrageous stories but some people have a natural ability to detect thinly veiled bullshit.

  • Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 14, 10 at 4:47pm

    Seriously though...THAT's the cutest thing you've heard?

  • Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 14, 10 at 9:04pm

    Your about to fuck.. Not cut a god damn turkey

  • Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 14, 10 at 8:50pm

    I guess it's better than hearing i have HIV

  • Submitted by biiotch on Mar 14, 10 at 6:59pm

    Get over yourselves, it's s fucking text. Fake or not, it's cute.

  • Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 14, 10 at 6:00pm

    Thts the cutest thing she ever heard BEFORE SEX. read the whole text before u start commenting stupid things dumbass

  • Submitted by faravamus_prime on Mar 14, 10 at 6:46pm

    I agree with 5:23. The guy probably didn't want to seem like a douche and just feel around down there till he found it. Let her do it and u don't look like a total chode!

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    Submitted by knomye on Mar 14, 10 at 3:18pm

    I guess it's thoughtful but also kinda creepy.

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    Submitted by nomiomiollie on Mar 14, 10 at 4:27pm

    4:06, you speak my mind.

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    Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 14, 10 at 8:49pm

    Rutherford says honor my cock bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:41pm

    I must admit, that is a cute thing to say ^^

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    Submitted by Bravo on Mar 14, 10 at 11:25pm

    What a gentleman

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    Submitted by CaptCock on Mar 15, 10 at 11:22am

    That's what I say when I'm not totally certain that she wants it in her ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 9:26pm

    In soviet russia honors do you

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    Submitted by laneycalifornia on Mar 15, 10 at 6:34pm

    That'd creep me out

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    Submitted by JPRaiders on Mar 14, 10 at 3:47pm

    He better have given it to u goo after that pussy shit

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    Submitted by codii on Mar 15, 10 at 1:33am

    Agreed with 5:21

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 12:31am

    In Soviet Russia, you are honored before sex.

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    Submitted by doodles on Mar 19, 10 at 2:29am

    I just stick it all the way in until you scream

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    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:28pm

    Putting IT IN..Sorry. Had to fix the grammar. That stuff bugs me.

  • Submitted by greasynig on Mar 15, 10 at 8:27pm

    Not cute sounds like a greasy nlgger

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    Submitted by britney09 on Mar 16, 10 at 6:26am

    Oh dear! If that's the cutest thing u ever heard I feel sorry for u! :(

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    Submitted by Die on Mar 15, 10 at 3:09am

    Question... How the fuck is that chivalry??

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    Submitted by myhdhrts07 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:58am

    hahahaha that makes me sad for u and turned on at the same time

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 6:28pm

    AGREE!!!!!!! 6:00!!!!!!

  • Submitted by rundropslide on Mar 14, 10 at 3:35pm

    Yeah that's bs no dudes gonna say that

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      Submitted by Ihatehipsters on Mar 14, 10 at 8:22pm

      You're response is as needless as the existence of your life. Go jump off a bridge.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:08pm

    It's sex not poetry

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    Submitted by ahhhfuckit on Mar 16, 10 at 10:20pm

    WTF!!! too lazy to do the work himself huh!!?? Must of been one hell of a good min after.

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    Submitted by jay7 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:07am

    That was me.. And she loved it.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 15, 10 at 4:53am

    Wuss!

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 27, 12 at 1:23am

    That is adorable! If my boyfriend said that to me before we fucked I'd be stoked!

  • Submitted by fiddy73 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:54pm

    You sure you're not a guy as well...? Fail.

  • Submitted by randomname on Mar 14, 10 at 3:42pm

    My response would be to get the hell out of there. WTF?

  • Submitted by cdachris on Mar 15, 10 at 10:49pm

    Do you really think you're the first person he has said that to? Pathetic

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    Submitted by BbLopes1 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:53am

    If only we were all as lucky......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 11:54pm

    Lame

  • Submitted by badnite783 on Mar 14, 10 at 3:48pm

    Lame, ameteur, or both

  • Submitted by cazzo on Mar 14, 10 at 3:18pm

    What a bunch of horseshit!