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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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