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  • 68 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:41pm

    Photos? Didn't know Jesus walked the earth after cameras were invented.

  • 69 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:38pm

    An angel cries cause they're not allowed to wack it.

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:34pm

    You missed the small one on your pillowcase, there's really 21

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:56am

    He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake...

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:37pm

    Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:58pm

    Balls McLongcock says: Masturbation isn't a problem until you're masturbating to Jesus

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:38pm

    Leave me alone I'm batin'!!!!

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:34pm

    Every time you whack it, an angel cries.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:19pm

    Idk how there can be a 'problem' with masturbation. Unless something GOES wrong...

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:39pm

    If your friends know you masturbate too much and put multiple pictures of Jesus in your bedroom to stop you, THAT is a problem.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:26pm

    Jesus in 20 different positions?

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:24am

    U yanks r so fucking stupid. U give yourselves such a bad image. Mainly fat stupid jerk offs. A photo of Jesus? Ha ur kidding me right? I'm embarrassed for you.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:49pm

    Time to find a girlfriend....

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:17am

    I just lost the game

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:13pm

    Catholics have a lot of kids because they aren't allowed non-procreative sex. That's also why the church bashes single women and homosexuals.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    the area code is 801...utah. the person is mormon. I feel your pain.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:40pm

    Jerkin' for Jesus is fun!

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:42pm

    Omg if you care about it being real or fake why the fuck are you on this website?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:12pm

    Masturbation is only a problem if you are bad at it.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:33pm

    7:40 Mormonism isn't a religion it the worlds largest cult they don't meet the criteria to be a religion

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:50pm

    Time + lube = jizz.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:08pm

    Why is everyone assuming its a guy whacking away? That text was written by a girl!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:52pm

    It's not a problem if you enjoy it and nobody's getting hurt.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:46pm

    You have too much time on your hands. Get a job.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:33am

    Jeff you are awesome! I'm actually just reading these so I can see what you say about them all! Keep at it buddy!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:49pm

    3:46.... time = lube &/or jizz?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09am

    probaly the funniest one on here

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:47pm

    I didn't know any photos existed of Jesus.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:39pm

    Just cause I jerk off with a cheese grater doesn't mean I have a problem

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:44pm

    Oh what kind of problem could there possibly be unless you go through the drywall? You went through the drywall, didn't you?

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:36pm

    4:05 haha kodak was invented In 246bc and Jesus just happen to be a kodak moment

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:18pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because the Catholic religion views masterbation as a sin so pictures of Jesus would make him feel guilty for doing it! -Jeff

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:34pm

    8:17 i'm sorry would u rather us put pics of Allah? U mother fuckin terrorists piss me off

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:05pm

    Masturbation is a problem if you're a social reject...

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:00pm

    Not everyone in 801 is Mormon you bunch of stereotypical morons... Not to mention you arguing or mentioning religion on tfln is the biggest fuckk g joke. Get a life dumbasses!

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:40pm

    Mormonism is the most ridiculous and easiest religion to prove wrong. What a joke.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:20pm

    Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate... He stares at his penis until he gets off-

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:27pm

    Mormonism is the biggest crock of shit even invented....other than Scientology. these two belong in the dictionary under "Crazy fucktard people"

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:07pm

    Girls masturbate too, you know. Everyone just assumes the OP is male...

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:42pm

    Catholics can't mastubate or have sex. That sucks. Is it a sin to be happy?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:15pm

    3:38 props on the Idiocracy quote

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:27pm

    Another "just because" tfln... Probably fake.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:45pm

    Your whole country isn't full of idiots, just the majority of it, Who said anything about London?

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:28pm

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to masturbate. He is naturally hard as a rock dumbasses!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:07am

    Are people really making that big of a deal over the word use of 'photos'? Would 'oil canvas' be better for you? Can you get any more anal over something so trivial? Just take it as it is, and thats something that supposed to make you laugh.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:57pm

    Girls arnt usualy as opened about it is men though...

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:38pm

    Charles Rutherford says: you should ask Jesus for a handjob, b sure u make eye contact, our lord I'd watching.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:39pm

    Charles Rutherford also says: if they stare at you too long while pleasing you smack then and tell them "no"

  • 25 33
    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jun 12, 11 at 5:26pm

    Don't worry I'm sure Jesus will forgive you. Afterall, everyone deserves a chance to be happy and do something they love.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:22pm

    Shiiiiiiit Jeff? Y u be trippen on dat ho man? U know dat skank ain't got no mo money fo u! Just back off and let yo bros handle dat bitch.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:54pm

    Stereotyping an entire city isn't stupid? You really are stupid. Plus u just admitted your entire country is stupid. Fool

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:48am

    If you guys are arguing about religion over tfln, you need a life. :)

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:56am

    That's pretty funny. Secondly, 8:17 didn't say which religion that they were a part of, so it is unfair to assume that they are Muslim. There are more than just the monotheistic ones, you know.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:03pm

    Sarre says believe in Jesus or you will have life abuse

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:24am

    Fuck you 8:17 fucking terrorist sack of shit

  • 29 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:04pm

    One time I was jerking off an then my cock started bleeding all over. Needless to say I finished off before dealing with the blood

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:35am

    RE: You have too much time on your hands. Get a job. a "hand Job" is a job WTF… the economy is terrible. I’m going to j/o, Bye

  • 27 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:17pm

    Photos of Jesus? You americans are so fucking stupid!

  • 25 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:23am

    Damn you Jeff. Damn you to hell.

  • 32 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:49pm

    No, 8:33, Islam is the worlds biggest cult. Nothing but a bunch of psychotic child fuckers living in the stone age. If there was ever an argument in favor of genocide...

  • 34 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:46am

    Stupid, maybe. But after visiting London I would say that city is filled with some of the most judgemental, fattest, ugliest people I have ever seen. Also don't understand what isn't stupid about stereotyping a whole country. Jesus pictures would definitely make me stop using a vibrator yikessss