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  • 199 59
    Submitted by EZBlAZIN on Jul 2, 11 at 3:29pm
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    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • 162 40
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 2, 11 at 5:54pm
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    I'm in jail so I'm like North Korea free

  • 159 55
    Submitted by Imaria on Jul 2, 11 at 7:15pm
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    Best part about this one? It's from my local area code. In Canada.

  • 108 50
    Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jul 2, 11 at 3:36pm
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    I'm pretty busy, so I'm about an Iraq..

  • 73 42
    Submitted by peachyy on Jul 2, 11 at 11:19pm
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    ONTARIO FTW

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Dagger on Jul 4, 11 at 1:02pm
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    For all you Americans enjoying this text, note that the area code is for southern Ontario around Waterloo, in Canada. I'm pretty sure our country is more free than yours at this point anyways. Happy Canada Day!

  • 66 78
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jul 2, 11 at 7:42pm
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    i wanna move to europe. or canada.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by mervella86 on Jul 2, 11 at 9:02pm
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    Canadian!!!!!

  • 45 41
    Submitted by pringlepwner on Jul 3, 11 at 8:50pm
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    Happy 4th!

  • 48 47
    Submitted by iWumbo on Jul 3, 11 at 6:49am
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    @kenzieg Al Qaeda

  • 75 102
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 2, 11 at 11:50pm
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    If you guys think America is still free, I feel sorry for you.

    • 29 37
      Submitted by Phayle on Jul 6, 11 at 11:29am
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      Well, I'm sorry for the millions of people that defend your freedom, since you aren't, you know, free.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by colan08 on Jul 3, 11 at 12:24am
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    LET FREEDOM RING! I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! All others are ran by little girls.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 11 at 10:45pm
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    The grass is always greener....

  • 43 44
    Submitted by iTrippin on Jul 27, 11 at 11:40pm
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    I wonder what Amsterdam is on this scale

  • 68 96
    Submitted by diabeticb on Jul 2, 11 at 4:09pm
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    One being the most available?

    • 43 31
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 2, 11 at 6:47pm
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      feel free to renounce your citizenship and leave the country at any time. we don't want you

  • 42 48
    Submitted by ringo420 on Jul 2, 11 at 9:08pm
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    damn you. you stole my comment.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by kenzieg on Jul 2, 11 at 11:38pm
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    Who the hell thumbs downed this?

  • 34 37
    Submitted by mickeymouse27 on Jul 5, 11 at 8:34am
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    Yay! Love it haha

  • 43 57
    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 3, 11 at 12:34am
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    Can't decide...let's ask that 95 year old with the wet Depends

  • 42 56
    Submitted by rawrosaur on Jul 4, 11 at 6:30am
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    I'm American And This MADE My Day! Got to admit we do have sone fat bitches over here ! But hey You guys do too :) and dont stereo type us it kinda unfair . There's a difference between a skeleton and a living human. But some people need to cut Down on food.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by vrtcllychllngd03 on Jul 2, 11 at 7:00pm
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    Unfortunately, America is nearly as high up on the freedom scale, as it used to be.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by faythee on Jul 2, 11 at 3:29pm
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    Hahaha

  • 35 54
    Submitted by LucianTroll on Jul 3, 11 at 1:59pm
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    this line really deserves a positive answer ;)

  • 35 58
    Submitted by hendo246 on Jul 4, 11 at 11:30am
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    In the army... So yea Iraq, and in Iraq

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Kaiser on Jul 2, 11 at 9:39pm
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    Durr

  • 35 60
    Submitted by RandomGod504 on Jul 2, 11 at 8:11pm
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    That made my day