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  • Submitted by EZBlAZIN on Jul 2, 11 at 3:29pm

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  • Submitted by Phys on Jul 2, 11 at 5:54pm

    I'm in jail so I'm like North Korea free

  • Submitted by Imaria on Jul 2, 11 at 7:15pm

    Best part about this one? It's from my local area code. In Canada.

  • Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jul 2, 11 at 3:36pm

    I'm pretty busy, so I'm about an Iraq..

  • Submitted by peachyy on Jul 2, 11 at 11:19pm

    ONTARIO FTW

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 11 at 10:45pm

    The grass is always greener....

  • Submitted by mervella86 on Jul 2, 11 at 9:02pm

    Canadian!!!!!

  • Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jul 2, 11 at 7:42pm

    i wanna move to europe. or canada.

  • Submitted by colan08 on Jul 3, 11 at 12:24am

    LET FREEDOM RING! I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! All others are ran by little girls.

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    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 3, 11 at 12:34am

    Can't decide...let's ask that 95 year old with the wet Depends

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    Submitted by mickeymouse27 on Jul 5, 11 at 8:34am

    Yay! Love it haha

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    Submitted by iTrippin on Jul 27, 11 at 11:40pm

    I wonder what Amsterdam is on this scale

  • Submitted by diabeticb on Jul 2, 11 at 4:09pm

    One being the most available?

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 2, 11 at 6:47pm

      feel free to renounce your citizenship and leave the country at any time. we don't want you

  • Submitted by vrtcllychllngd03 on Jul 2, 11 at 7:00pm

    Unfortunately, America is nearly as high up on the freedom scale, as it used to be.

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    Submitted by ringo420 on Jul 2, 11 at 9:08pm

    damn you. you stole my comment.

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    Submitted by pringlepwner on Jul 3, 11 at 8:50pm

    Happy 4th!

  • Submitted by Dagger on Jul 4, 11 at 1:02pm

    For all you Americans enjoying this text, note that the area code is for southern Ontario around Waterloo, in Canada. I'm pretty sure our country is more free than yours at this point anyways. Happy Canada Day!

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    Submitted by iWumbo on Jul 3, 11 at 6:49am

    @kenzieg Al Qaeda

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 2, 11 at 11:50pm

    If you guys think America is still free, I feel sorry for you.

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      Submitted by Phayle on Jul 6, 11 at 11:29am

      Well, I'm sorry for the millions of people that defend your freedom, since you aren't, you know, free.

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    Submitted by hendo246 on Jul 4, 11 at 11:30am

    In the army... So yea Iraq, and in Iraq

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    Submitted by rawrosaur on Jul 4, 11 at 6:30am

    I'm American And This MADE My Day! Got to admit we do have sone fat bitches over here ! But hey You guys do too :) and dont stereo type us it kinda unfair . There's a difference between a skeleton and a living human. But some people need to cut Down on food.

  • Submitted by kenzieg on Jul 2, 11 at 11:38pm

    Who the hell thumbs downed this?

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    Submitted by faythee on Jul 2, 11 at 3:29pm

    Hahaha

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    Submitted by LucianTroll on Jul 3, 11 at 1:59pm

    this line really deserves a positive answer ;)

  • Submitted by RandomGod504 on Jul 2, 11 at 8:11pm

    That made my day

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    Submitted by Kaiser on Jul 2, 11 at 9:39pm

    Durr