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  • 90 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:38pm

    This one is the funniest i have heard in a while LMFAO!!! its not like he/she is really gonna feed that persons babies to a shark... so all of you who are affended by this text... SHUT THE EFF UP ALREADY AND LAUGH.... ITS FUNNY!!!!

  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:38pm

    "What about the guy who said he was going to kill that girl and her baby. He threw the baby out of the window of a moving car. Don't take things too lightly. " Well, unless it's on a humor site... And I doubt he text-threatened her. This actually sounds like a threat I would send to my friends...

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:03am

    ........sexxxxy....

  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:31pm

    Miss Has All the Friends? Is that you??? Lol

  • 79 66
    Submitted by anonymous8889 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:25am

    this sounds eerily similar to something i would say to my friends. fuck everyone that said "bad night"

  • 75 59
    Submitted by Waterborne on Sep 10, 10 at 8:06pm

    Omg! I cannot stop laughing!!!

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:26pm

    I will feed OP's life to sharks. With my bare hands. Bitch.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:21am

    this person is a freak. like wtf.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:12pm

    What about the guy who said he was going to kill that girl and her baby. He threw the baby out of the window of a moving car. Don't take things too lightly.

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:36pm

    shark's gotta eat too, maybe he's an animal rights activist

  • 84 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:05am

    For real, I fucking love this guy.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:13pm

    Would a shark even eat babies? It's not like they've seen tons of them in the water just passing by. They may just get scared of a baby.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:13pm

    I'm already wondering how someone could feed babies to sharks...

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:16pm

    oh my god. I will forever say this to someone when im mad at them

  • 65 70
    Submitted by dasaints10 on Nov 29, 10 at 1:24am

    Next mornings news headlines babies fed to sharks...

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:50am

    AUSTIN? IS THAT YOU?

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:23am

    What about the Sharks ? I think they deserve more respect.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:09pm

    OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER I WET MYSELF AFTER READONG THIS!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:04pm

    This I love. "you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks. "

  • 55 56
    Submitted by monicaluv on Jan 15, 11 at 3:07pm

    EPIC

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:15pm

    tdude?his is stupid. whoever laughed at this is physco AND should feed themselves to the sharks . peace out cub scouts.

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:42am

    Hahaha funniest shit ever!!! Well played sir

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:28am

    James, I'm proud of you.. hahaha

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:40pm

    this is the funniest thing ive ever read hahahhahahahahahaha

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:59pm

    Wtf

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:49pm

    funniest thing I have ever heard. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

  • 57 66
    Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 31, 10 at 6:39pm

    Lol I love it

  • 53 62
    Submitted by MissRobynAmelia on Apr 12, 11 at 5:13am

    Hilarious!

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:56am

    omg i laughed so hard i started crying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:27pm

    hahahahahahfhahahahhahafhahafhhafhahaha this is the funniest thing i have ever read. ever.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:09am

    I think we can all agree this person has stalker written all over them!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:12pm

    This guy must be some twenty 23 year old who works in an office and has nothing better to do than text his friends ex-girlfriend about the most bizarre things just so people who read it will find him interesting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:53am

    haha. i can't stop laughing!!

  • 20 26
    Submitted by nniikkaayy on May 7, 12 at 12:25am

    3:13- a shark would be afraid of a baby..?