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  • Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 11, 10 at 1:27pm

    This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower.

  • Submitted by bsitz on May 11, 10 at 1:43pm

    I reject your reality and substitute my own

  • Submitted by thomasfk on May 11, 10 at 11:28pm

    the only good thing about this text is the first sentence. \n"This is a drunk text message." wouldn't that be a great feature on a phone? that feature would save lives

  • Submitted by RedneckHillbilly on May 12, 10 at 3:21am

    Flower bitches. Flower.

  • Submitted by nannounannou on May 12, 10 at 10:02am

    I can text with proper grammar when I'm trashed. It may take me an hour but I can do it. Especially if I close one eye and try to focus really hard. I don't think this is necessarily fake. Plus, most phones have the word and punctuation correction thingy.

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 11, 10 at 5:07pm

    I don't even care if this is fake. It's funny

  • Submitted by ginger510 on May 12, 10 at 12:14am

    Haha!! I LOVE this one too and the comment that says "This is how Arkansas rolls. Flower." that's freaking hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:54pm

    This is retarded. It's not a drunk text. It's a down syndrome text.

  • Submitted by lightsout on May 11, 10 at 10:59pm

    I agree with facefucked this is dumb who uses periods when there drunk I know I don't

  • Submitted by dak5432 on May 11, 10 at 1:24pm

    This is beyond fake

  • Submitted by tashab on May 11, 10 at 4:03pm

    Commenting "first" is really fucking stupid. Grow up.

  • Submitted by FaceFucked on May 11, 10 at 3:08pm

    Really? I mean, if you're gonna make a fake text, at least make it funny.

  • Submitted by musickm on May 12, 10 at 1:48am

    okay to the dumbass who said this is a "down syndrome" text you're fuckin dumb as shit! you've obviously never met someone with ds or you would know they don't say stupid shit like this...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 10:57pm

    Lol ahahaha this is actually good. Flower. They actually sound drunk. Flower

  • Submitted by Murtagg on May 12, 10 at 7:29am

    Read it with a hick arkansan accent. Much better.

  • Submitted by berrycoolcat on May 11, 10 at 7:24pm

    Whatever I love this text.

  • Submitted by ilovetaylorswift on May 18, 10 at 11:35pm

    Flower.

  • Submitted by molliewobbles on May 11, 10 at 1:24pm

    Pahahahaa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 10 at 1:43am

    He probably had auto-correct on. Jesus. Everyone just needs to chill out. Its only TFLN, people.

  • Submitted by Jseelee6 on May 11, 10 at 7:31pm

    I see now that jerrygarcia09 deleted his responce

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    Submitted by Jseelee6 on May 11, 10 at 7:28pm

    JerryGarcia maybe no one goes to your site because you are a creppy mfer an anyone can do a that's what she said joke

  • Submitted by emmacakez on May 12, 10 at 8:48am

    Hahahaha obviously you guys didn't get it. xD

  • Submitted by dukedelt1 on May 11, 10 at 1:24pm

    Dammit Kenz

  • Submitted by hubertchosenburg on May 12, 10 at 1:00am

    no one really talks like this when they are drunk

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    Submitted by aimmi081 on May 12, 10 at 1:51am

    Ok, anyone got any idea what the Flower part means??? The rest is possible, depending on how good of a spell checker their phone has...

  • Submitted by Hobo420 on May 11, 10 at 3:01pm

    This is the dumbest text to ever be published on this site

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    Submitted by bamisoep on May 28, 10 at 4:56am

    Haha, I dunno. This got a chuckle out of me.

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    Submitted by blue1044 on May 12, 10 at 2:54pm

    HAHA love this

  • Submitted by werechic on May 11, 10 at 6:18pm

    Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fuckin fake

  • Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 11, 10 at 4:39pm

    F.A.K.E

  • Submitted by quoteXunquote on May 12, 10 at 1:24am

    This is a drunk text message. Please ignore my impeccable spelling and punctuation. Flower.\n\nFixed.

  • Submitted by noneofurbusiness on May 11, 10 at 1:54pm

    Gotta love arkansas talk. This is how I always think. This is what goes on in my head.

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    Submitted by classandsass on May 11, 10 at 10:37pm

    Lol, I love this.

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    Submitted by polomarco on May 12, 10 at 12:16am

    I can't comment on comments because I'm on my phone, but Bsitz: marry me?

  • Submitted by gimme_emmey on May 12, 10 at 12:02am

    Woooooooo!!! Pig souy!!!!

  • Submitted by abc101 on May 12, 10 at 4:26pm

    I'm pretty sure if your drunk you don't say: this is a drunk text message. I ain't that dumb fakahhh

  • Submitted by Theslurper on May 12, 10 at 10:48pm

    I love you to. Pancake.

  • Submitted by taco333 on May 12, 10 at 9:49am

    Epic win. Nuffsaid

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    Submitted by mapache on Mar 31, 11 at 4:46am

    wow im pretty sure this is to me...i forgot all about this.

  • Submitted by Mother_Bitch on May 11, 10 at 4:03pm

    Woohoo! Gotta love arkansas. We're crazy dumb drunks lol

  • Submitted by jcm99 on May 12, 10 at 7:19pm

    faker than pam andersons tits

  • Submitted by Gillian on Jun 4, 10 at 10:56am

    Oh please when your drunk you don't spell that well

  • Submitted by IamTomHanks on May 12, 10 at 12:13am

    Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine

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    Submitted by amozo924 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:43pm

    actually it is real because this was a text to me from my best friend holly. the sandwiches in miniature are sandwiches we eat at our cafe and the rest is just random because we are best friends and just understand each other.

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    Submitted by You_Fail on May 12, 10 at 11:09pm

    This person has never been drunk before lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 7:35pm

    This is the most retarded shit I ever read.

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    Submitted by mae on May 11, 10 at 11:40pm

    Hahahahahaha. And thomasfk sooo true !!!

  • Submitted by amozo924 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:47pm

    and this isnt fake b/c this was a text my best friend sent to me. we eat mini sandwiches at our school cafe and the rest is random because we r random the end. this isnt fake i hate u all.

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    Submitted by jessiesabo on May 12, 10 at 12:20pm

    Hahahaha

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on May 12, 10 at 3:31am

    ahh drunk weirdness

  • Submitted by offfthewall on May 12, 10 at 1:35pm

    Oh gotta love Arkansas! Represent!

  • Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 11, 10 at 8:01pm

    Stupid moderaters...

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    Submitted by chickles on May 17, 10 at 9:58pm

    Hell yes, Arkansas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 12:19am

    Stupid.

  • Submitted by cmatei_2012 on May 11, 10 at 6:44pm

    People in the 501 don't talk like this! I would know, I live there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 12, 10 at 1:08am

    either that person is amazing at capitalization and punctuation or this is fake

  • Submitted by tmariemac on May 12, 10 at 10:49am

    Wow.. When I read this I thought it was retarded & then I look at the replies & see most everyone else thought so too.

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    Submitted by mapache on Mar 31, 11 at 4:49am

    this seems like a text a friend sent me a awhile ago. flower was his dog...

  • Submitted by amozo924 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:46pm

    Also...iphones self-correct dip shits.

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    Submitted by StJimmyGD on May 24, 11 at 8:53pm

    8:54u fucking retard that is such a jackass comment. ds ppl don't deserve all the bad shot they get ...

  • Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on May 11, 10 at 1:32pm

    First

  • Submitted by kenz1515 on May 11, 10 at 1:22pm

    First