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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:23am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because the person used drugs and then obtained a highlighter. You only highlight important facts in your text, but this person thought the other person was important so he used highlighter on her face! -Jeff

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    Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:26am

    Hilarious!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:11am

    Haha... this in on my FB status now... I love it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:29pm

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:35am

    Definitely from Mitch Hedberg's act. "I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others."

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      Submitted by ItsTomRiddle on Sep 9, 10 at 11:27pm

      I know this comment was a year ago but since I just saw it... No. No it's not at all. You're an idiot

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    Submitted by narrowskies on Mar 11, 10 at 2:40am

    Yikes! Nice one druggie! LMAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:12pm

    it's my FB status too haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:08am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because normally you highlight important parts of textbook but this person was on drugs and considered his friend important and tried to highlight him! -Jeff

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:03am

    Lmfao that made my night

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:03pm

    Haha this is me and my friend when we are super hyper at like 2am. But I love this either way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:19am

    Someone needs to dot his eye.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:25pm

    i guess ecstasy. last summer we upgraded from highlighters to glow sticks, try it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:05pm

    (630). I think i was there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:14am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Sep 26, 10 at 12:09am

    hahaha. i love it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:44am

    Alright with the Mitch Hedburg shit. I loved his jokes too but just because he mentions highlighting his hair because he felt some strands were important doesn't have shit to do with markers and this sluts dace.

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    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 7:21am

    That's a keeper.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:38pm

    my friend actually highlighted my hand a few weeks ago and said that to me. needless to say, she was a bit high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:00pm

    I wasn't on any drugs.....well....not that I recall anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:37am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:59am

    soo funny .. I don't care where they got it from still great ahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:56pm

    Totally just made this my facebook status...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:43pm

    Brittany. >:( grrrrr.

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    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 4:01am

    Awww! That's so cute! What a sweetie.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:35pm

    Ahahahahaha! Loser! -jessica

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:14pm

    hahahahahahahah this shit is too funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:49am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:11am

    ...best drugs ever?...Jeff sucks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:06am

    hahahaha what college does to u..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:10pm

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:54pm

    LMFAO!!!! FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:03am

    If this actually happened it'd be cute.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:16am

    No no no no NO. 9:12 youre doing it all wrong. The first part is in all capitals - 'IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN' then the next part is all lower case - 'or else it gets the hose again.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE? - Buffalo Bill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:09am

    YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:47pm

    Mitch Hedberg? No one else gets this? Oh god. Listen to "Highlights" by Mitch Hedberg.