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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:59pm

    it's possible to be pretty and over 100 pounds.... believe it or not.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:22pm

    Yeah I never understood fat guys who only lust after supermodels and then bitch why girls don't want to date a "nice guy" like them. Hypocritcal much?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:43pm

    i think it's not as bad to be fat as it is to be ugly. fat people lose weight but there is no cure for the truly horrid. the person who sent this is probably ugly and got rejected by someone who is fat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:52pm

    curvy is not fat. if you're fat, you don't really have any curves. you're just round or lumpy.

  • 98 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:37pm

    Ive had the desire to say this about 5 million times

  • 96 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:32pm

    Ouch! Whomever said this is a hateful cunt.

  • 82 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:56pm

    im not fat.. im husky

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:57pm

    That's probably because you're easy \/

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:23pm

    I agree with Anonymous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:52pm

    I dunno... not fat but im definitally not thin. and I've always got the hottest guys going. My skinny friends don't get it. Anywho. funny text regardless. Just throwing in my personal experience with being there and doing that.

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:24pm

    If your not first, your last. -Ricky

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:06pm

    Haha. As Leslie Chow once said,"It's funny because he's fat!"

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:08am

    Why does this have to be a chick? It's more likely a guy because a vag is a vag, as far as drunk one night stands go..

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:22pm

    you were not first you dick fuck. get a life.

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:30am

    All I'm going to say is I'd rather look at a fat girl then a fat guy. I mean, women's bodies are designed to handle excess weight better.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:02am

    10:32-I'd rather be fat for 80% then ugly for 100%.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:32pm

    5:26 What do you call a bitter, entitled virgin? You.

  • 76 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:32am

    I love how fat people say they can lose weight, but ugly people will always be ugly. After most of them being a fatty for 80% of their lives, are they really going to put the fork down now?!

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:46am

    No one was debating that you puffy motherfucker

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:50am

    10:32 I don't know, are you going to get a nose job and those teeth of yours fixed?

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:29pm

    Harsh but hilarious!

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:01am

    Sounds like 11:52 got her feelings hurt.......

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:43 is that statistically factual? like.... 90% of fatty's are "full blown" only 10% are "slighty"

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:44pm

    ahaahahahhah I just lol'd

  • 57 62
    Submitted by shaunalynn on May 19, 10 at 6:50pm

    I'm assuming this is a guy's text. Sadly there are some really large guys out there who believe they are entitled to a supermodel girlfriend. If they're not willing to take care of themselves then why should they get someone who does?

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:12pm

    Wurd. Tell that fool

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:52pm

    i must say, some people who are fat have legit medical reasons. depression, sickness, really bad genes. while most people can control it, some people can't. people deal with things in different ways--some people overeat, and others send douchebaggy messages like 'your standards are too high'. personally, i think what's worse for the environment are people who feel the need to assert themselves and their high superiority by crushing others. just sayin'

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:32am

    This is awesome. Fat people are gross get over it. Also someone from Minneapolis has the right to say this because it's one of the fittest cities in the US. I love Minnesota.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:34pm

    I feel like this was probably texted to a guy...reason being, there's almost always at least one guy at a bar that's into the bigger girls, there's not always gonna be at least one girl that's into fat guys

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:16pm

    Minneapolis fucks. Only someone in Minneapolis would text a dumb fucking text like this

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:43am

    You're both wrong, it's cushion!!!!! As in..."more cushion for the pushin.". Idiotas

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:34pm

    Fat men arnt fat. Only fat chicks are fat. -Tommy Ps. Don't worry some dudes like more couchin for the pushin.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:50am

    1:32 YEEEAAH. And St Paul is one of the fattest. Popular twin ftw

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:09pm

    Fuck fat people with an axe

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:53am

    fyi, "fat" isnt determined by weight as in lbs, but by "BMI" which is the body mass index, which tell you body fat percentage

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:14pm

    6:04 don't you mean wiener.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:01pm

    6:09 I'm the gatekeeper and I'm kicking your ass after Gozer takes over.

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:09pm

    5:26 here. I'm a master key;)

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:17pm

    Hoggin is disgusting.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:52pm

    "fat chicks need lovin' too but they gotta pay" - Quagmire

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:02am

    253. You are clearly fat. Shut up

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:10am

    Dude, I don't care if your friend is the 700 lb virgin, that's just not something you say. Damn.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:04pm

    @5:26 Gee, I wonder why a girl would pass up on a catch like you. You seem like such a winner.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:45am

    11:22 The only troll I see here is you.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:52pm

    Kush-in. That what I ment. Once again i'm pretty high so f u

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:04pm

    I hope crispy gets aids

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:21pm

    What attracts you to a girl or guy? Looks, then you get to know them, first physical, then emotional attraction

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:26pm

    Double standards are double standards for a reason. Same reason guys can have sex with whomever they want and girls can't. What do you call a key that opens more than one lock? Master key. What do you call a lock opened by more than one key? A shitty lock! Or in the case of a vagina, a whore!

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:22am

    Even more ridiculous, fat people defending themselves by saying, "rather be fat than ugly" might as well say, "I'd rather be unwilling than incapable". You should be ashamed and embarrassed. "at least you could still lose weight" right? Then fucking do it, you disgusting trolls!

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:17am

    2:43, you're my hero.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:10am

    Were no strangers to love -Rick

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:32pm

    Sounds like someones bitter about getting shot down.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:51pm

    Sorry I'm fucked up right now. It's pronounced kus-in. If you don't know what I mean then ur retarded.

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:45pm

    Lol at 3:37! I feel the same way!

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:43pm

    Fat chicks have no standards. Look at all the ghetto fat White chicks with mixed kids... I bet she could bum you a Cools too. The fatties are breeding out the normals b/c thier standards are so low. They need to raise them up and keep thier meat club legs shut for humanities sake before we all turn into diabetic, hear disease ridden jabba the hut mofos

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:09pm

    Only someone in St Paul would be that shitty about this

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:18pm

    Stop being rapacious

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:07pm

    Lose weight fatties. Thers nothing wrong w you besides your lack of will power and trust me. No one likes looking at a fat woman.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:44pm

    Hey, fat girls like to fuck too!! And some of us are worth it!!! At least that's what my hubby and my boy toy tell me....

  • 55 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:21pm

    Tuck in that gunt, slobbo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:43pm

    Fat people suck and if you say you're thick/curvy/not skinny, then chances are you're a full blown fatty!

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:24pm

    I'll bury 4:43 in a shithole

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:49am

    I hate watching fat people in restaurants. Their lower halves look like a colonoscopy via chair, and their upper half is like watching someone trying to over-stuff a trash bag.

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:25am

    Look at you 6:04. Even you're making fun of fat people. You're trying to hide it by insulting me, but you're still using fat girl as a punching bag. So eat a dick hypocrite. I do just fine on the getting some department. Whether it's my personality or looks, I don't know, perhaps it's my honesty and wit. Something you seem to lack.

  • 49 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    Fat people are repulsive.

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:47pm

    11:52. How is the truth as bad for the environment as over-consumption? Do you know what sustainability is? Do you know that most people don't live sustainably? Do you know the cost over-eating has on the enviroment? The trees that are cut down. The factories that are built. The animals that are slaughtered. The fuel that is used. Shipping costs. Health costs. Are you aware of how fucking stupid you are?

  • 19 45
    Submitted by usfcountry on Apr 9, 12 at 7:24am

    I like a girl with some extra but when a girl could make a lifted truck look like a low rider and says I want a man with abs and is rich that is called Darwin's natural selection she will not bare any off spring lmao

  • 40 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:38pm

    I already have aids - crispy