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  • 86 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:34am

    Just think about how much worse it is when you wake up sober, in your underwear, and nailed to a giant FUCKING cross. Now that is awkward. -Jesus H.

  • 78 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:40pm

    That always works, 5:34 (1). Tell me to do it again. I'm sure it'll work this time.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:57pm

    i think whoever sent this text has a wonderful personality!

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:30pm

    im with 5:34 (2) on this one... i'm all about going out an having a good time and getting wasted but if you need booze to not be awkward then you must be pretty boring

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:32pm

    haha, that's totally legit dude, that's what's up. -Douche

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:03pm

    yeah. this is so true.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:10am

    Haha, I came to this exact realization last night too.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:28am

    I don't think thumbs down means the text is dumb but it means the OP had a bad night.

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:49am

    I think it's funny why thumbs down this

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:56pm

    omg i fucking know right. like first dates, CAN NOT do those sober.

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm

    Haha Maryland is the best

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:41pm

    ha how do i get em to post my txts?!?

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:34pm

    Eh. It's not that awkward when you have a personality

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:16am

    Yeah, they don't tell you that in a.a.

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:33pm

    haha and the only people that would thumb down that probs have no personality!!

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:43pm

    Try running into someone you've never been sober around before. Sober.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:01pm

    Uh-huh. Other than 'bigot' being spelled wrong, and me not being a bigot in the first place, I have no fault with that statement. Nice use of 'insinuating,' BTW.

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:26pm

    So, I've been caught. Somebody please slit my wrist, because I made a grammar mistake.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:23pm

    @5:01 You actually made a usage error. You'd say "I find no fault," not "I have no fault."

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:43am

    I came to this realization ten minutes ago. Except he was sober....

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:32 if you are insinuating that people who talk like that are douches, you are a judgemental biggot.