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  • LOL @ 12:46!! Love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:04pm
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  • I swear that was my friend Ashley who text'd me that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:46pm
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  • The only problem is it sorts everyone to Slitherin (slither-in)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:51am
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  • This just conjures up all sorts of images I'd rather not think about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:01am
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  • Mine is called Voldemort it's something we don't talk about.

    Submitted by sariebarie2010 on May 12, 11 at 2:05pm
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  • hahaha. DEATH-EATER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:53pm
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  • it is old and worn out from every new student using it every year!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:53am
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  • every freshman has been hitting it every year?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:41am
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  • Nice Potter reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:51am
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  • hahahah, I hope you shout the house names during sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:45pm
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  • hahahha this is just cracking me UP but why the FUCK would you tell anyone that? guess her cauldron of shame is empty... (yeah, doesn't work, i know) & hahahh @ 9:12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:22am
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  • She uses sex as her way of judging guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:11am
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  • can i name mine the deathly hallows?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:02am
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  • the fact that it's so loose that i can put it on my head? or the fact that it talks when i do this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:47am
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  • if i recall, the sorting hat was big, leathery and talked. what is going on with your vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:57am
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  • (>*_*)># I have a waffle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:12am
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  • Slytherins have cunning tongues, Hufflepuffs are willing to work hard for it, Ravenclaws are always learning new things, and Gryffindors refuse to come until she does.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 2, 12 at 5:10pm
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  • For those of you that have seen a very potter musical, I named my dick the scarf of sexual preference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:46pm
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  • GRYFINDOR!

    Submitted by NataSept on Jan 22, 11 at 10:51pm
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  • Lovely. I adore Harry Potter references. Very nice(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:46pm
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  • 11:01---awesome. "Conjures". Aha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:07pm
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  • hahaha im still laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:55pm
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  • I call mine the goblet of fire when I don't shave for a couple days. I have red hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:43pm
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  • harry potter: he's got those magic fingers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:09am
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  • Their sword comes out nice and clean?

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 16, 11 at 9:16pm
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  • ok, last one: luna LOVEGOOD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:56pm
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  • Lolz whomping willow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:02am
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  • I just renamed mine "the chamber of secrets". =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:16am
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  • or you could not have named your shit in the firstplace...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:01am
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  • Haha, all good HP references :) Though I understand the posters reerence, i wouldn't want my vag to be named after something old, used, and leathery either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:04pm
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