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  • 134 38
    Submitted by Bloodknight on Oct 24, 10 at 2:54pm
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    Washed it

  • 102 42
    Submitted by giantone on Oct 24, 10 at 4:43pm
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    I've treated it to a meal of vagina

  • 83 33
    Submitted by cvoberlohr on Oct 24, 10 at 6:31pm
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    Couldnt you have just used the stairs?

  • 78 42
    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Oct 24, 10 at 6:39pm
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    Peter Parker?

    • 60 33
      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Oct 24, 10 at 10:40pm
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      SPIDERMAN DAT HO! *shoots "webbing"*

  • 77 40
    Submitted by Farore on Oct 24, 10 at 4:52pm
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    That's determination. Or you just havn't gotten laid in a while. But still, cudos.

  • 77 48
    Submitted by Lugnut81 on Oct 24, 10 at 11:02pm
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    that is just awesome, oh my God to be young again and willing to go to great lengths to get laid. good form old boy!

  • 68 39
    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 24, 10 at 7:05pm
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    I gave it a relaxing massage.

  • 56 44
    Submitted by JTH1083 on Oct 24, 10 at 2:27pm
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    Lol!! Laughed at this one

  • 48 38
    Submitted by nizblunt on Oct 24, 10 at 6:14pm
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    You look at it with pride.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by mdguy301 on Oct 24, 10 at 2:29pm
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    Godzilla?

  • 50 63
    Submitted by archer79 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:20pm
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    Lol! It's like Rampage with better payoff in the end

  • 37 46
    Submitted by just_a_angel on Oct 26, 10 at 1:40am
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    Hmm...got my gf to use lube when she gave me a hand job, that took effort

  • 47 68
    Submitted by letsgetbombed on Oct 24, 10 at 11:14pm
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    Not gotten the herp...

  • 34 44
    Submitted by phillylocakl2 on Oct 29, 10 at 8:22pm
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    I personally have converted 2 lesbians bak to penis

  • 30 63
    Submitted by all_nighter on Oct 25, 10 at 12:50am
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    id say if youre working that hard to get laid then maybe you have a problem....

    • 31 39
      Submitted by all_nighter on Oct 25, 10 at 12:52am
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      let me advise this....You really have to go to That much trouble? I'm guessing that you don't get offered sex that often...

  • 33 86
    Submitted by jaesm17 on Oct 24, 10 at 2:26pm
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    First!