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  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:36pm

    better picky than sorry!

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:15pm

    eat your pussy, their's horny children in ethiopia

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:35am

    Have you guys ever considered that this person was drunk off their ass when they sent this? But maybe not because their texting skills might not have been as good as this. Oh well! Still funny and just a joke so take it easy!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:38am

    hyuck hyuck country fried fuggers

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:20am

    To the pissed Ethernopians who were brought to this country so others could have a Sony wristwatch: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:19pm

    **there are....sorry to correct, it just hurt not to. :-/

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:55am

    I realize this is a joking website but you continue to show how uneducated and stupid you are. Oh and 1:42AM FUCK YOU! Do something with your life you worthless piece of shit

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:24am

    Its stupid for people to get upset about this text... when its ok to laugh at democrats and abortion? Seriously, it's just a text and there's no reason for getting offended.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:19am

    1:13, you're hilarious!! I laughed out loud reading your post. "karma and baby Jesus hate you" I think that's going to be my new catch phrase.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by timemachine on May 27, 10 at 11:27pm

    Well I laughed.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:41am

    I'm Eritrean-American (look it up) and I thought this was pretty damn hilarious. especially the whole "sesame seeds on an ethiopian's head". and for you ethiopians out there, this isn't me being nasty, we went through the famine too. sometimes shit is just *funny*.

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:30am

    what do you call an ethiopian with sesame seeds on its head? A quarter pounder

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:43pm

    laughing at death isn't funny.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:45am

    I love Ethiopian food so much that I couldn't understand the joke. I kept being like...you mean when they can't have the deliciousness? Ha ha.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:20pm

    So, maybe the new weight loss fad will be to not have sex for along time.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:37am

    ...pretty offensive, even for tfln

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:42am

    12:11....chill, yo. chill.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:14am

    you say shit like this and wonder why you haven't got any.. fuck you man. how can you make fun of starving people?

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:11am

    Or how college students feel about their monthly allowance... ....If I have to eat one more Ramen I am gonna kill someone!

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:07am

    definitly funny, guess the new stereotype would be that ethopians are uptight huh?

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:50pm

    11:43 what are you legally retarded? It's funny to laugh at death especially when it's at an idiot like you

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:36pm

    ohhh....ouch, but lol

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:23pm

    hahahah.... kevinnnnnn?

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:53pm

    blatantly offensive and not funny

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:13am

    Obviously the reason you haven't gotten laid lately is because you make fun of Ethiopians. Karma and baby Jesus obviously hate you. Amazing how uptight some people are over a simple (amusing) joke. Maybe they're the ones that need to get laid...?

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:24am

    they have damn good food 3:18.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:04pm

    not offended or anything, I just don't find fucked up jokes like that funny. the end.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:25am

    June 11, 2009 1:30AM i almost pissed my self

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:57pm

    thank you, oakland county, michigan....

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:30am

    I don't think the Ethiopians would care. I think they'd agree and then laugh at him cause they're getting laid more despite their situation.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:18am

    I think this is hilarious. And I've been dirt poor in my car and living on peanut butter and bread heels.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:30am

    cant we all just get along? and besides its just ethiopia its barely a country

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:15am

    Rude or not, it's still funny

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:10am

    And a strip tease to you Is like breaking an ethiopians legs and rolling a donut down a hill?

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:09am

    wow.... so back to the first hslf of text....... i have never... and im horny as fudge

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Squarewheel on Apr 20, 10 at 3:56pm

    12:14 it's TFLN the center for intoxicated shameful debauchery, would you learn where you are, chill the fuck out, and shut the hell up in till you learn how to behave in fun places? God damned fun sucker

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:28am

    first 2:22, I pictured a dude sending this, second 2:22, good call

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:31pm

    oh im sorry to hear, i havent had sex in a while either only cause im not slutty enough to go out and have a one night stand or meaningless sex.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:18pm

    Im a good looking guy and havent gotten laid in 3 months. Not only that, but Im moving out of state, so everything I worked on setting up I have to do all over again. I feel your pain

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:33am

    this is not even funny

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:25am

    woo reppin the OC hahaha

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:31pm

    Your going to hell for saying that. Now ill be there with you partying. But i just thought id let you know. BTW you gotta bring beer and ice

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:44pm

    i am not sure whether to be offended or to laugh...?

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:57am

    The late, great Sam Kinison said it best (and i guess it applies to your post as well)... move to where the food is!!! Oh, and I too have tried Ethiopian food - IMO, it sucks and I understand why people are starving there.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:33am

    Ethiopian food is amazing. I go to the Ethiopian restaurant in my town all the time, and it's some of the best food I've ever eaten. They might not have a ton of food to spare in Ethiopia, but what they do have is amazing.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:22am

    oh my gosh everyone needs to calm down!! we all make stereotypical/racist/offensive jokes, especially through arbitrary and pointless mediums like texting. The fact that its a text, that its somewhat funny, and posted on this site already just makes it ridiculous so lighten up! freaking out about it isn't gonna solve world hunger, at least we all get a laugh

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:55am

    1:36 i am too but its a stereotype and you have to live with that. you cant say that you have never made a joke about stuff like that. i do it all the time..

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:53am

    I agree with 3 18. Ethiopian food...paradoxical, whats that word? Oh ya oxymoron

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    2:04 its pretty obvious you were offended. just shut the fuck up please

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:36am

    Fuck you, I'm Ethiopian-American.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by dgkallday91 on Jul 30, 10 at 8:34pm

    Chill it's just a fucking joke...a funny ass joke

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 12:00am

    7:31 just shut the fuck up ok

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:22am

    this girl sounds fat

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:53am

    For such a good site there sure are a whole lotta idiots that read it.

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:36pm

    dirka dirka? ethiopians aren't fucking indians...

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:49am

    To 2:33 am : Ethiopian food is the best. Im talking about home cooked stuff. Nothing's better than that. And for all of you who haven't tried it, look it up. Try it out. You might like it

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:44am

    I'm not offended or anything, but this isn't funny. its just...lame.

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:28pm

    i know what you mean and i'm a girl, which is pathetic because it would be so easy to get dick. im just so picky. it needs to stop.

  • 25 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am

    Touche 2:30. Touche.