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  • at least you will have that "heroin chic" look

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:11pm
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  • Why haven't they made vitamin beer yet? WTF scientists? Get on it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:15pm
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  • I'd do that, drink drink drink, hangover hangover hangover thing... but I have to work, sadly :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:03am
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  • fuckin a. the story of my last winter. the beer diet is actually how you keep the beer gut off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:32am
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  • to rehab is my guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:27pm
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  • This sounds like my life also!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:35pm
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  • You're going to be the life of the party! Then they'll leave your body in the corner while you quietly choke to death on your own vomit. I hope your parents are proud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:14pm
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  • LOL Story of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:52pm
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  • Lighten up and stop hating on the OP. You're a hero and an inspiration OP keep up the good work!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:07pm
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  • We've entered an endless recursion of drunkenness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:44pm
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  • You're a**holetalking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:59pm
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  • Nicely done, Co.Co. County. Nicely done. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:32pm
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  • aha! ive done that before. lost madd weight :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:29pm
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  • Lil kids really need to get off this site and/or app cuz yall are getting annoying with the quiet guy thing and replying "you're to every damn thing" get a life children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • when i'm hungover i want to eat too much.....i wish i had this problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:59pm
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  • It's cause ur an alocholic 1:13..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:43am
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  • Sounds like a good diet to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:04am
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  • This is how I lost 15 pounds during the summer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:29pm
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  • Lol, fuck you... I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an Australian =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:52am
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  • how are pills cheaper? tell me where you get youre pills i want some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:22am
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  • 3:00 at least she'll be thin :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:08am
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  • Thanx. Ps. You're lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:22pm
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  • your life is going straight into a size 2!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:06am
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  • gotta love the 925...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:27pm
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  • Wow, get a job, get a GF, get a pet. You'll feel better. Good luck! -Freon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:55pm
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  • Victory lane perhaps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:01pm
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  • i had that life then i failed out of school..watch out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:37pm
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  • Lol, you'll get nice and skinny, and not spend much money at all, cos it doens't cost as much to get drunk on an empty stomach. You're headed to PILLS hopefully. Cheaper than drinking :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:04pm
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  • I've been like this for like a week now....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:08pm
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  • Сосите хуй суки!!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:46am
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  • 2:01, you and I might be the same person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:33am
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  • Been there, done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:37pm
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  • Dead in a ditch, hopfully.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:58pm
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  • Here, I'll fuck my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:47pm
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  • I hear what your saying. But what is with the a**holetalking about dead mothers. Sounds like he needs to get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:55pm
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  • Your life is going to a slow, painful death from liver failure. And that's a fact. EAT SOMETHING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:24am
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  • thanks for the buzz kill 6:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:11pm
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  • story of my life! its not that bad haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:25pm
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  • Hahahaha this happened to me for a while like a week ago.... :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:50pm
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  • Freon = quiet guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:00pm
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  • Uh stop drinking then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:13pm
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  • NANTUCKET 09...story of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:51am
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  • 12:22....... I don't know about you, but I live in Australia.... and it's WAY more expensive to drink here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:09am
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  • To "I'm-a-cheap-drunk" land. It's a fun place in theory, but there's something to be said for a tolerance that rivals the gods.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:23am
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  • Get a job. The 8 hours of not being able to drink every day will do you some good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:53pm
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  • You failed because you're a stupid bitch. I fuck your dead mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:49pm
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  • no I won't do that but I guess at least I know where I'm headed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • your life is going to AA, thats where its going.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:00am
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  • Having a job may not really make a difference... I drink at work all the time =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:07pm
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  • "you're to every damn thing"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:51pm
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  • definition of summer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:11am
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  • into the shitter, you dickwad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:39pm
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  • I've been there before. WOO! DAYTONA!!!! It got to the point where my body would reject food, and it was back to free beer from 1-3 on the pool deck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:25pm
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  • Ricky Martin!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:09am
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  • In fact, it probably costs me half as much to drop two to three pills than it does to get properly drunk..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:13am
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  • this was my life for 5 of the last 7 days. my roommate honestly thought i was anorexic. i decided to quit drinking for the next week at least.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:01am
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  • I fucking love your deal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • Hey i lost 18 lbs that way in the last few months. Thank God I started eating to make up for all the puking. Wanna know the little fix I learned? Take a fucking break from the booze, goddamn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:41am
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  • Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:14pm
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  • Who cares where your life is going, enjoy the ride...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • I feel your pain lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:08pm
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  • eventually three stints in rehab followed punctuated by several attempts at suicide until finally you drink yourself to death. Enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:10pm
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  • It's called alcoholism. It is a disease. There is help. Seek it...now! I know. Good luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:45pm
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  • This man is going where Courage Wolf tells him to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:22pm
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  • I'm back! I love you all! -tqgitc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:04pm
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