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  • 83 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:35pm

    She isn't a slut she is a funny girl. I like her sense of humour. I do however have to question her choice of drink.

  • 74 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:10pm

    She's not a slut, women are just realizing men are replacable. Just as women have been to men forever.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:32pm

    great logic. but your poor, poor taste buds. miller lite, really? grow some beer standards.

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:54pm

    Not my choice in beers, but I definitely relate to the rest of this. Funny, too! And seriously people, stop calling the poster a slut / whore. This is the 21st century.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:29am

    I love the total seriousness with which this is said.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:27pm

    wow, miller lite? trash.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:43pm

    Really? Miller and Bud before Blue Moon? Get some good local micro brews!

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:26pm

    this is totally my situation right now except miller light wouldnt be my first choice!!! lol

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:09pm

    this text doesnt make sense..and miller lite? god help you

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:20am

    actually pretty effing funny! but my advive to you girl is to shoot for an import first. then the domestic as a back up plan. ;)

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:13am

    I'm a chick and this is badass

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:04pm

    sluts drink bud cunts drink blue moon

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:11am

    Screw miller lite it's all about blue moon with a slice of orange!

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:16am

    this just described my life...

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:48pm

    Ok this is funny but miller lite over blue moon?!?! I hope her choice in men are smarter lol

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:53am

    Great txt. I'd pick Miller Lite over any of the beer choices, but then I'm from Wisconsin. We like to support our Milwaukee beers.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:14pm

    The people who call her a whore for simply making an awesome metaphor need to start taking this site for what it is. Stop being so damn critical of how people choose to live their lives.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:17pm

    i assumed Miller Lite was her first choice because it's cheaper.... because I don't know who in their right mind thinks Miller > Blue Moon

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:03pm

    omg!!!!! this is amazing.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:48pm

    why would miller lite be your first choice? but fuck the haters this text is genuinely funny which is a rare find on tfln

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:25am

    Comments should be moderated

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:04pm

    Epic metaphor is epic

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:37am

    hey you posting "roll tide" GO FUCK YOURSELF

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:08pm

    HA NICE!! You're still a whore though :) nothin' personal!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:28pm

    Never stop sampling....

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02pm

    ML over blue moon? You are ridiculous

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:03pm

    Hahaha. I like this.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:42pm

    Dead guy ale best beer ever!!!

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28pm

    lmao i love everything about this: drink choice AND life philosophy!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:28pm

    @ 5:20 Some of these high tech phones like you don't have, auto capitalize and include apostrophes.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:53pm

    Blue moon is at least 10 times better than miller. Plus light beer is for candy asses.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:57pm

    Miller Lite is your first choice?

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:12pm

    I get it... you're just a whore and drinking is code for sucking cock

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:49pm

    She's a whore but guys do it all the time?! Seems like she's pretty honest to me! Love it!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:52pm

    omggg i love this :)

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:21pm

    I think you're missing a few words in here.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:58pm

    What is "roll tide"?

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:15pm

    Haha this literally summed up my life.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:55pm

    Love where your head's at!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:28pm

    the only problem that i have with this tfln is that miller light is her first choice.. blue moon is obviously better.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:17pm

    Blue Moon!! This is text is probably from a guy.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35pm

    Newcastle Brown Ale is better than all of those drinks aforementioned.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:46am

    y'all are too sensitive. The OP is a whore, no question about it

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:35pm

    STFU everyone who is calling her a slut

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:13pm

    Gotta love Fort Myers!!!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by AshleyyTM on Jan 27, 10 at 1:31am

    This is a quote stragith out of Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell."\n\nShe's not smart enough to come up with this alone, she's just smart enough to know how to read...

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:10am

    10:23 seriously if you are saying anything in the miler family is nasty then you obviously grew up drinking wine.... Sorry bot it

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:23am

    awesome metaphor. soooo true. and newcastle is the best beer ever. anything in the miller family is gross.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:14am

    I'm 85% sure that was about me... The sad part is that I can't decide whether it's a good thing or a bad thing.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00pm

    Bud sucks. Sam Adams sucks. Landshark sucks. Newcastle is good. Blue Moon is good. Miller Lite is good.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10pm

    Lmao. But ew to miller liteeee. It's all bout that Sam Adams :) blue moon is decent tho...

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:05am

    haha, good to see someone post up from Naples that goes to school in Orlando! me too! bahahah who is this? add me on facebook "Josh Kerekes"

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:17am

    this just described my life...

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05pm

    You guys can keep your slutty ass girls with no fuckin taste in beer.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:11pm

    NAPLES MOTHAFUCKAAAA

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:48pm

    this just described my life...

  • 21 26
    Submitted by funloving on Jun 12, 12 at 11:03pm

    I get the analogy and have to saw well put I would just pick a different reference. lol I like that she is all about working on that orgasm no matter what she has to work with. Low standards

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:01pm

    Ppl who cares what type of beer it is, ur sooo missing the point!

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:13pm

    are none of you from Minnesota or Wisconsin? how about checking out the Mich Golden Light?