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  • She isn't a slut she is a funny girl. I like her sense of humour. I do however have to question her choice of drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:35pm
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  • She's not a slut, women are just realizing men are replacable. Just as women have been to men forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:10pm
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  • I love the total seriousness with which this is said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:29am
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  • Screw miller lite it's all about blue moon with a slice of orange!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:11am
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  • great logic. but your poor, poor taste buds. miller lite, really? grow some beer standards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:32pm
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  • Not my choice in beers, but I definitely relate to the rest of this. Funny, too! And seriously people, stop calling the poster a slut / whore. This is the 21st century.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:54pm
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  • Really? Miller and Bud before Blue Moon? Get some good local micro brews!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:43pm
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  • actually pretty effing funny! but my advive to you girl is to shoot for an import first. then the domestic as a back up plan. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:20am
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  • HA NICE!! You're still a whore though :) nothin' personal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:08pm
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  • Hahaha. I like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:03pm
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  • this text doesnt make sense..and miller lite? god help you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:09pm
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  • Great txt. I'd pick Miller Lite over any of the beer choices, but then I'm from Wisconsin. We like to support our Milwaukee beers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:53am
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  • i assumed Miller Lite was her first choice because it's cheaper.... because I don't know who in their right mind thinks Miller > Blue Moon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:17pm
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  • wow, miller lite? trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:27pm
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  • Blue moon is at least 10 times better than miller. Plus light beer is for candy asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:53pm
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  • why would miller lite be your first choice? but fuck the haters this text is genuinely funny which is a rare find on tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:48pm
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  • I'm a chick and this is badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:13am
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  • hey you posting "roll tide" GO FUCK YOURSELF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:37am
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  • I get it... you're just a whore and drinking is code for sucking cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:12pm
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  • this is totally my situation right now except miller light wouldnt be my first choice!!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:26pm
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  • Epic metaphor is epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:04pm
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  • She's a whore but guys do it all the time?! Seems like she's pretty honest to me! Love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:49pm
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  • omg!!!!! this is amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:03pm
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  • sluts drink bud cunts drink blue moon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:04pm
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  • Never stop sampling....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:28pm
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  • The people who call her a whore for simply making an awesome metaphor need to start taking this site for what it is. Stop being so damn critical of how people choose to live their lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:14pm
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  • omggg i love this :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:52pm
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  • Blue Moon!! This is text is probably from a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:17pm
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  • Ok this is funny but miller lite over blue moon?!?! I hope her choice in men are smarter lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:48pm
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  • Miller Lite is your first choice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:57pm
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  • this just described my life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:16am
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  • @ 5:20 Some of these high tech phones like you don't have, auto capitalize and include apostrophes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:28pm
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  • Dead guy ale best beer ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:42pm
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  • What is "roll tide"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:58pm
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  • Comments should be moderated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:25am
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  • this just described my life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:17am
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  • Haha this literally summed up my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:15pm
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  • the only problem that i have with this tfln is that miller light is her first choice.. blue moon is obviously better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:28pm
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  • Gotta love Fort Myers!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:13pm
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  • ML over blue moon? You are ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:02pm
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  • lmao i love everything about this: drink choice AND life philosophy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28pm
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  • this just described my life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:48pm
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  • This is a quote stragith out of Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell."\n\nShe's not smart enough to come up with this alone, she's just smart enough to know how to read...

    Submitted by AshleyyTM on Jan 27, 10 at 1:31am
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  • STFU everyone who is calling her a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:35pm
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  • I'm 85% sure that was about me... The sad part is that I can't decide whether it's a good thing or a bad thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:14am
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  • 10:23 seriously if you are saying anything in the miler family is nasty then you obviously grew up drinking wine.... Sorry bot it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:10am
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  • Love where your head's at!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:55pm
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  • y'all are too sensitive. The OP is a whore, no question about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:46am
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  • Newcastle Brown Ale is better than all of those drinks aforementioned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35pm
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  • Lmao. But ew to miller liteeee. It's all bout that Sam Adams :) blue moon is decent tho...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10pm
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  • I think you're missing a few words in here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:21pm
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  • You guys can keep your slutty ass girls with no fuckin taste in beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05pm
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  • I get the analogy and have to saw well put I would just pick a different reference. lol I like that she is all about working on that orgasm no matter what she has to work with. Low standards

    Submitted by funloving on Jun 12, 12 at 11:03pm
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  • Ppl who cares what type of beer it is, ur sooo missing the point!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:01pm
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  • Bud sucks. Sam Adams sucks. Landshark sucks. Newcastle is good. Blue Moon is good. Miller Lite is good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00pm
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  • NAPLES MOTHAFUCKAAAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:11pm
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  • awesome metaphor. soooo true. and newcastle is the best beer ever. anything in the miller family is gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:23am
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  • haha, good to see someone post up from Naples that goes to school in Orlando! me too! bahahah who is this? add me on facebook "Josh Kerekes"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:05am
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  • are none of you from Minnesota or Wisconsin? how about checking out the Mich Golden Light?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:13pm
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