How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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