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  Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.

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• "But, I don't want to get FIRED!"

  Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 1, 10 at 1:29pm

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  • Your dedication amuses me I'll probably be your only thumbs up

    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 1:36pm

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    • Broken clocks are correct twice a day. That doesn't mean they're worth a shit.

      Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 1, 10 at 3:40pm

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• It's 5 o'clock somewhere.... Jimmy Buffet t-shirt!!!

  Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 2:13am

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• If this area code was different I would completely believe it was from my phone. Perfect.

  Submitted by blondebitch on Dec 1, 10 at 6:59pm

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• How about "I' not an alcoholic"?

  Submitted by suicidal_sal on Dec 2, 10 at 3:20am

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• This is what happens when u r the first of ur friends to get a grown up job

  Submitted by ohsnapitsbritney on Dec 1, 10 at 8:54pm

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• America, where being an unemployed drunk is cool.

  Submitted by fallensol on Dec 2, 10 at 2:45pm

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• It's famous fuck-me Friday!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 11:56pm

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• Going places.

  Submitted by iheartsaid8ED on Dec 2, 10 at 6:09am

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• I've also used 'i am in europe' as a response....

  Submitted by alvionistic on Dec 2, 10 at 12:08am

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