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  • 98 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:02pm

    never stop listening to this song. the responder has OBVIOUSLY never been on a boat. motherfucker.

  • 91 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:26am

    why let it fade when it's so funny!

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:04pm

    i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppys hahahhah

  • 90 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:25pm

    i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:18am

    tha boat engine make noise mothafucka!!!

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:13pm

    I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppys!!! =D

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:20am

    HAHAHA i about died after i read this. my boyfriend will NOT let that song fade.

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:14am

    I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doing flips and shit.... Awsome.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:42pm

    I'M ON A BOAT AAAAAND IT'S GOING FAST AAAAAND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEME PASHMINA AFGHAAAN I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON A BOAT LIKE LEO IF YOU ON THE SHORE THAN YOU SHO AIN'T ME-YO! PS- all you fucktards getting the lyrics wrong... are on land, getting tickets and flipping copies.

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:30am

    ...because it's not that funny?

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:19am

    I'M ON A BOAT AAAAAAANNNNNNNNND I'M GOIN FAST AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:31am

    jus gotta say that that is the best soong ever. and i too know all the words.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:28am

    That dolphins splashin gettin erry body all wet!!! But this ain't sea world, this as real as it gets, I'm on a boat mother f*cker don't you ever forget!!

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:45am

    Im pretty sure i had this exact same conversation

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:07am

    fuck you 6:36 immmmmm on a BOAT BITCHESZZZ! =D

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:44pm

    Never thought I'd be on a boat.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:45pm

    That guy was obviously on a boat.

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:11pm

    Whatever you do, DON'T stop listening to that song. Take a god hard look at the mother fuckin boat!

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:20pm

    Easily my favorite song. Could listen to it allllll day and never get tired of it. So funny! I love Andy Samberg and the lonely island. Amazinggg :]]

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:09pm

    Bring it on down to Omletviiiiillllleeeee!!

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:02pm

    take a picture trick, i'm on a boat BITCH! poppin Santana champ cuz it's so CRISP!!!

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:12pm

    I got a nautical theme pashmena afgan!!

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:15am

    Haaha I just bought it off tunes

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:14pm

    i feel like ive seen that boat before, but i cant place it, cant remember worth a damn, anyone help out? unless im imagining shit

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:16am

    July 10, 2009 2:19PM What was it like to fuck a mermaid?

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:12am

    lol this song is hilarious, u guys just suck at life...and seriously boats n hoes is very lame...why dont u go beat off ti will "i try to hard" farrell.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    1:51 doesn't get it. Give it a few years

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:52am

    11:23 and 11:49 are doing it wrong

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:46am

    I'm as free as a bird now, and this bird you can not chain.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:24pm

    "im on a boat bitch." ahahahah im proud to say i know all the lyrics to that song.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:38am

    im on a dolphin, doin flips and shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    I am so glad I'm not the only 1 who txts that shit to ppl ans pisses em off!

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:17pm

    That song sucks it was never funny and just rip offed a concept from Boats and Hoes which they did waaaaaaaay better. Boats n Hoes>On a Boat

  • 59 71
    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 4, 10 at 11:45pm

    Best song everrrrrrrrrrr

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:13pm

    Best fucking song ever! I sing it all the damn time, it's getting really bad actually.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:05pm

    This song is the shit. And Jorma got left off the boat...I cry for him

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:26pm

    take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat!

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:22am

    Never thought I'd be on a boaaaat, its a big blue watery road!

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:08pm

    haha this person is my hero! Muthafuckaaa!!!

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:46am

    u seen the Saturday night live music video? ya ill invite steve anddddddddd uh..... T-Pain cool

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:40am

    I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAI EE AAAAA EEEAAAAAAIIIIID!!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:17am

    ahahahhah that is my 16 year old sisters favortie line in tha whole songg hahahahahahaha omg I fuckin love I'm om a boat listenin to it right nowwwww :^) <- was a smiley face

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:17am

    hate this song. heard it one too many times with the boyfriend. having T-Pain as part of it, though? Classy. props for that. i do like being on a boat. just don't like the song about it.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:57am

    Hey Ma, if you could see me now!

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:53am

    Andy samberg=God LOL

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:42pm

    I'm flippin burgers you at kinkos straight flippin copys

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:28pm

    i got a nautical themed pashmina afghaaaaaaaaan!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:01pm

    Bustin 5 knots-wind whippin out my coat, you can't stop me mother fucker cuz I'm on a BOAT! Team maneater

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:04pm

    THIS BOAT IS REAL!!!! ps its not Boats and Hoes idiots its I'm on a Boat

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:48pm

    Poseidon... Look at MEEEE...

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:51pm

    too bad the song is STUPID and the dumbest and shittiest rapper is IN THE FUCKING SONG!

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:48pm

    I'm ridin' on a dolphin doin' flips n shit. The dolphin's splashin'! Gettin' er'rebody all wet. But this ain't seaworld, this is real as it gets. I'm on a boat, muthafuckers, don't you e'er fergit!

  • 55 76
    Submitted by heyychitown on May 9, 10 at 11:38pm

    Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:26pm

    God i want to have andy's babies....

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:36am

    I got my flippy floppies, you're at kinkos straight flippin' copies!!!

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:03pm

    The boat engine make noise motherfucker!!! Best song ever! I watch the video on youtube daily!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Beckyyyy on Sep 29, 10 at 8:23am

    I'm on a boat mother fucker:) i want to do Andy samberg so bad. Mmmmmm

  • 56 80
    Submitted by pendez on May 9, 10 at 8:15pm

    I'm on a boat!!

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:36am

    11:30 (1) Is at Kinko's Straight Flippin Copies

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:29am

    legit i listen to this song every time i drive to a party .. and i make them play it.. multiple times.. they have other good ones but this is GREATTT!!! like a boss and dick in a box ..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:36am

    not a big fan of the song, its like all the people quoting anchorman after it came out and made it not funny anymore.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:24pm

    I'm on a boat aaaaaaaaaaaaand, its going fast aaaaaaaaaand, i got a nautical themed pashmina afghan!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 8, 11 at 8:34pm

    I had no idea what song this was referencing until I read the comments.\nThen I remembered how much I detest that song.

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:46am

    i'm on a boat. anything is possibleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:25pm

    Never stop listening to this song cause it's amazing!

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:43pm

    OMGGGGG I dont care HOW old this song is. i STILL listen to it once a day at LEAST!! LMFAOOOO aaaaand andy samberg is the finest looking nerd EVER.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:52pm

    11:46 - it's Kiv, not Steve. Akiva is his friend's name.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:29am

    This song was an instant classic and should always be listened to.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:14pm

    NEVER stop listening to that song. I'm ridin on a dolphin doin flips n shit!

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:04pm

    yeah this song is genious and the video is hilarious! hopefully all the lame ass rappers that this is making fun of will get the hint.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:22pm

    haha, i was listening to that song when i saw that. dig it.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:39am

    i got my flippie floppies!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by thatdirtyswimmer on Feb 3, 11 at 11:42pm

    best song of all time end of discusion

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:30am

    Drinking Santa Champ Cuz its so crisp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:41pm

    i agree with July 10, 2009 7:43PM mmm, he's hella fine.

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:11pm

    Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker!

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56am

    impressive correct spelling of buoy whilst drunk