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  • Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 5, 12 at 6:03pm

    internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are most likely odd

  • 88 52
    Submitted by alcoholiday on Jan 5, 12 at 2:35pm

    Ive been balls deep in plenty-o-fish plenty-o-times

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 2:37pm

    um internet dating is a meat market you don't go in looking for love you go in looking to get balls deep

  • 61 47
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Jan 5, 12 at 4:32pm

    Ugh, I'm on that site, too

  • 53 43
    Submitted by WApple on Jan 5, 12 at 10:51pm

    should have left after the first mention of balls

  • 51 55
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 8:12pm

    Odd, suddenly the order of comments has flipped. I'm confused, and they're MY comments.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by MasterSplinter59 on Jan 6, 12 at 8:51pm

    Thats exactly what you get for going on plenty of fucking fish.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 5, 12 at 2:45pm

    Pof is like free access to the women's clinic's patients files. Pay dirt!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by awesomebill816 on Jan 8, 12 at 2:09pm

    plenty of fish is a dating site for prostitutes and rapists, real talk

  • 48 60
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 3:31pm

    If ya weren't lookin for a quick hook up with a like minded douche pool, ya wounded of been on Plenty of Squish in the first place.

    • 48 50
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 3:33pm

      wouldn't*

    • 50 62
      Submitted by mcshpa01 on Jan 5, 12 at 4:57pm

      Who talks, let alone types like this? Are you a pirate? lol

      • 46 49
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 7:36pm

        On night such as this, when the wind whispers thru the sails like a mermaid's sigh, I have been known as Black Thom -Captain of the Bucket of Squish.

      • 49 47
        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 7:38pm

        yargh ye be in the presence of capn snidely show some manners dog!*scythes mrshs legs out from under him with a swing of a rod across his upper calves*

        • 47 52
          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 8:05pm

          'Ang 'im from the yard arm, Mr Beest. Come the morn, we'll keelhaul the scurvy bilge rat.

      • 48 59
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 8:01pm

        In truth, I type as I would speak. And I generally speak in a manor most easily understood by the community I am presently ensconced. However, if you would find yourself more comfortable should I use language more befitting my level of intelligence, I can enthusiastically oblige.

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          Submitted by porksword on Jan 5, 12 at 8:39pm

          Pig Latin for me please!

        • 44 60
          Submitted by WApple on Jan 5, 12 at 10:49pm

          I prefer the Queens English

      • 47 52
        Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jan 5, 12 at 9:55pm

        you just got treated!

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 5, 12 at 3:14pm

    You're welcome! See you tomorrow!

  • 49 65
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 6, 12 at 3:04am

    Who wants to flirt?

  • 45 59
    Submitted by gaterhog on Jan 6, 12 at 2:05pm

    Well, we know what he wants from that date

  • 43 62
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 5, 12 at 4:01pm

    internet dating: where lazy/unattractive people go to find sex

    • 47 54
      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Jan 5, 12 at 4:33pm

      I'm not lazy or unattractive and I date online

      • 45 56
        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 4:39pm

        she actually is very hot tight..firm..brb

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          Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 6, 12 at 12:37am

          Thank you! I'm blushing

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          Submitted by lalalindz on Jan 6, 12 at 2:13am

          ddeeaarr ggooddd just hook up you two....this is getting irritating

          • 49 64
            Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 6, 12 at 2:14am

            We live too far away from each other. Who cares if we flirt? It's all in fun.

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            Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 6, 12 at 2:45am

            Jealous much Lala? Please don't become Nunu's Gowrong. Just cut them some slack. This site is fraught with sexual undertones, playful banter, and outright raunch. It's why we're here! If you find something distasteful, why don't you simply move on?

          • 46 59
            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 6, 12 at 10:40am

            lala, ya can flirt with me if it will make ya feel better.

      • 58 56
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 7:38pm

        >sigh<

        • 45 53
          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 7:39pm

          don't judge me!!(fapfapfap)