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(703): View more from Virginia

So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.

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You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

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(813): View more from Florida

I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."

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(361): View more from Texas

I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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