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  • 150 65
    Submitted by bcrklein on May 9, 10 at 11:44am
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    No i wont fucking google twssmoments

  • 107 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 1:04pm
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    This is my text! I'm famous

    • 65 54
      Submitted by Herschel on May 11, 10 at 2:37am
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      Yes, people will long revere the name of Anonymous.

  • 92 64
    Submitted by massgirl88 on May 9, 10 at 12:19pm
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    hahah this is the first text i've actually laughed out loud at. thank you for actual witty humor!!!

  • 86 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:51am
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    Hahaha. How many people do you think did t understand this?

  • 78 42
    Submitted by lrbear2014 on May 9, 10 at 11:13am
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    Ohh the ironyy

  • 75 56
    Submitted by ryno24 on May 9, 10 at 12:30pm
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    Sieze the day!!! Haha

    • 43 41
      Submitted by jaybram24 on May 12, 10 at 9:55am
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      thanks for explaining it to all of us

  • 63 35
    Submitted by TheLast on May 9, 10 at 12:43pm
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    Awesome

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 6:32pm
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    This is probably the best quote I've seen on here

  • 63 46
    Submitted by marsailidh on May 9, 10 at 12:18pm
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    Hahahahaha

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Hawks_81 on May 10, 10 at 6:26pm
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    Win.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by fukuda on May 9, 10 at 6:46pm
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    I wonder if on that twss site there are a bunch of spammers saying "I just found this really great site it's called tfln you should check it out"

  • 63 60
    Submitted by ducky514 on May 9, 10 at 1:51pm
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    Maybe he did it on purpose. That shits too funny to be coincidental hahahahaha.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 9, 10 at 3:52pm
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    ahahahaha that's def intentional

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 5:18pm
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    Because you have seizures when you are epileptic dumbass. And this is hilarious.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on May 9, 10 at 12:39pm
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    Ehhh its kind of ironic but that's funny as hell

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:32pm
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    Karma is gonna kick u in the clam, Jan.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:07pm
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    Oh my god. I think Allen the spammer is off this site. All his texts are gone. Where do we direct our hatred now?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by AndrewsaurusSEX on May 9, 10 at 7:57pm
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    hahah SEIZE the day hahaha

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 9:01am
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    Can't we we all just get along and bask in the humor of this text?

  • 65 79
    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 9, 10 at 1:55pm
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    not ironic

  • 54 59
    Submitted by ls42092 on May 10, 10 at 9:03pm
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    best text ever

  • 53 57
    Submitted by lizz22 on May 9, 10 at 1:19pm
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    Ahahahahahahahahaha

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 12:10pm
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    Lol wow that is ironic and kinda sad

  • 55 66
    Submitted by ELauren on May 9, 10 at 11:47am
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    Hahaha yeah forreal. Nobody that's on tfln cares about twss or they'd be on that.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by mkzn9 on May 9, 10 at 7:54pm
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    I'm pretty sure this is about my friend, he is in 303 vistiting which makes this really really funny

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 12:50pm
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    Hahahahahaaha

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 2:35am
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    **pseudo-irony. insults don't work when you fail at spelling

  • 48 60
    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 9, 10 at 8:07pm
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    it's not

  • 58 80
    Submitted by notTexan on May 9, 10 at 1:57pm
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    No. It is not ironic. Look up irony and the situation does not fit.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by 727helllyeah on May 9, 10 at 11:36pm
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    This is fucking dick and not funny.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:18pm
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    Epileptic* Lol nut I think that's hilarious

  • 63 93
    Submitted by notTexan on May 9, 10 at 12:07pm
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    It's not ironic. It's just funny. Irony is when the opposite of what is expected to happen, happens. You would expect him to have a seizure if he's epileptic so it's not ironic at all.

    • 64 60
      Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 9, 10 at 12:57pm
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      actually it is ironic. it's insanely ironic.

    • 62 46
      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:42am
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      Irony is a person w/ add driving a ford focus. Thx for the english lesson buzz kill.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 9, 10 at 11:17am
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    Ehhh not very good irony....

  • 38 45
    Submitted by alunajoy on Jul 15, 10 at 5:06am
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    carpe diem actually means "harvest the day" ... not sieze the day...

  • 50 70
    Submitted by lbair on May 9, 10 at 11:49pm
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    God yes.yes.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by noconcern on May 9, 10 at 7:54pm
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    This is great!

  • 54 86
    Submitted by dramatech on May 9, 10 at 12:31pm
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    It would be ironic if he were albino... Or if his tattoo said carpe strobe-light.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Baloo on May 9, 10 at 8:57pm
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    Not fucking cool. I have epilepsy too. I am not amused.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by drevonme on Aug 6, 10 at 11:33pm
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    That's fuckin greatness

  • 45 81
    Submitted by trythis232 on May 9, 10 at 3:45pm
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    I'm not really sure how Sieze the Day is ironic when you have epilepsy but sure.

  • 45 85
    Submitted by jzled on May 9, 10 at 4:21pm
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    You think this is funny you liitle buttfuck. Seizures are a terrible thing and there not to be laughed at

    • 50 59
      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:44am
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      its not the seizing were entertained by its the sudo-irony honey. Also i find the word buttfuck slightly entertaining as well, but of course its 1 am.

  • 37 83
    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 9, 10 at 2:52pm
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    Carpe Deez nuts? Saw that on some website the other day

  • 49 118
    Submitted by nsgf on May 9, 10 at 11:15am
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    FIRST!!

  • 54 128
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:14am
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    First