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  • Submitted by bcrklein on May 9, 10 at 11:44am

    No i wont fucking google twssmoments

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 1:04pm

    This is my text! I'm famous

    • 78 66
      Submitted by Herschel on May 11, 10 at 2:37am

      Yes, people will long revere the name of Anonymous.

  • Submitted by massgirl88 on May 9, 10 at 12:19pm

    hahah this is the first text i've actually laughed out loud at. thank you for actual witty humor!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:51am

    Hahaha. How many people do you think did t understand this?

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    Submitted by lrbear2014 on May 9, 10 at 11:13am

    Ohh the ironyy

  • 75 45
    Submitted by TheLast on May 9, 10 at 12:43pm

    Awesome

  • 85 67
    Submitted by ryno24 on May 9, 10 at 12:30pm

    Sieze the day!!! Haha

    • 54 50
      Submitted by jaybram24 on May 12, 10 at 9:55am

      thanks for explaining it to all of us

  • 74 58
    Submitted by marsailidh on May 9, 10 at 12:18pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 75 63
    Submitted by fukuda on May 9, 10 at 6:46pm

    I wonder if on that twss site there are a bunch of spammers saying "I just found this really great site it's called tfln you should check it out"

  • 83 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 6:32pm

    This is probably the best quote I've seen on here

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Hawks_81 on May 10, 10 at 6:26pm

    Win.

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 5:18pm

    Because you have seizures when you are epileptic dumbass. And this is hilarious.

  • 75 76
    Submitted by ducky514 on May 9, 10 at 1:51pm

    Maybe he did it on purpose. That shits too funny to be coincidental hahahahaha.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 9, 10 at 3:52pm

    ahahahaha that's def intentional

  • 69 71
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on May 9, 10 at 12:39pm

    Ehhh its kind of ironic but that's funny as hell

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:32pm

    Karma is gonna kick u in the clam, Jan.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:07pm

    Oh my god. I think Allen the spammer is off this site. All his texts are gone. Where do we direct our hatred now?

  • 74 90
    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 9, 10 at 1:55pm

    not ironic

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 9:01am

    Can't we we all just get along and bask in the humor of this text?

  • 63 70
    Submitted by ls42092 on May 10, 10 at 9:03pm

    best text ever

  • 63 71
    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 9, 10 at 8:07pm

    it's not

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 12:10pm

    Lol wow that is ironic and kinda sad

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 2:35am

    **pseudo-irony. insults don't work when you fail at spelling

  • 58 65
    Submitted by 727helllyeah on May 9, 10 at 11:36pm

    This is fucking dick and not funny.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by AndrewsaurusSEX on May 9, 10 at 7:57pm

    hahah SEIZE the day hahaha

  • 61 72
    Submitted by mkzn9 on May 9, 10 at 7:54pm

    I'm pretty sure this is about my friend, he is in 303 vistiting which makes this really really funny

  • 63 76
    Submitted by lizz22 on May 9, 10 at 1:19pm

    Ahahahahahahahahaha

  • 70 91
    Submitted by notTexan on May 9, 10 at 1:57pm

    No. It is not ironic. Look up irony and the situation does not fit.

  • Submitted by notTexan on May 9, 10 at 12:07pm

    It's not ironic. It's just funny. Irony is when the opposite of what is expected to happen, happens. You would expect him to have a seizure if he's epileptic so it's not ironic at all.

    • 72 71
      Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 9, 10 at 12:57pm

      actually it is ironic. it's insanely ironic.

    • 69 63
      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:42am

      Irony is a person w/ add driving a ford focus. Thx for the english lesson buzz kill.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by ELauren on May 9, 10 at 11:47am

    Hahaha yeah forreal. Nobody that's on tfln cares about twss or they'd be on that.

  • 68 93
    Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 9, 10 at 11:17am

    Ehhh not very good irony....

  • 50 58
    Submitted by alunajoy on Jul 15, 10 at 5:06am

    carpe diem actually means "harvest the day" ... not sieze the day...

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 12:50pm

    Hahahahahaaha

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:18pm

    Epileptic* Lol nut I think that's hilarious

  • 63 94
    Submitted by lbair on May 9, 10 at 11:49pm

    God yes.yes.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by noconcern on May 9, 10 at 7:54pm

    This is great!

  • 40 56
    Submitted by drevonme on Aug 6, 10 at 11:33pm

    That's fuckin greatness

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Baloo on May 9, 10 at 8:57pm

    Not fucking cool. I have epilepsy too. I am not amused.

  • Submitted by dramatech on May 9, 10 at 12:31pm

    It would be ironic if he were albino... Or if his tattoo said carpe strobe-light.

  • 55 98
    Submitted by jzled on May 9, 10 at 4:21pm

    You think this is funny you liitle buttfuck. Seizures are a terrible thing and there not to be laughed at

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      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 1:44am

      its not the seizing were entertained by its the sudo-irony honey. Also i find the word buttfuck slightly entertaining as well, but of course its 1 am.

  • Submitted by trythis232 on May 9, 10 at 3:45pm

    I'm not really sure how Sieze the Day is ironic when you have epilepsy but sure.

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 9, 10 at 2:52pm

    Carpe Deez nuts? Saw that on some website the other day

  • Submitted by nsgf on May 9, 10 at 11:15am

    FIRST!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 11:14am

    FirstÓźí