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  • 95 64
    Submitted by fitbounce30 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:34pm

    I guess the fat girls had to vote thumbs down. Moo ?

  • 95 64
    Submitted by freakmessiah on Jul 24, 10 at 4:06pm

    hells yeah!

  • 96 74
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:11pm

    Actually La Crosse, WI has the most bars per capita in the U.S.

  • 94 81
    Submitted by Rider62490 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:47pm

    I'm Denver born and raised and this statement is true!!! Ha ha

  • 88 74
    Submitted by ethomps7 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:17pm

    Denver!!!

  • 77 68
    Submitted by InsanePuck on Jul 26, 10 at 5:14pm

    Portland does have the most strip clubs and bars in the U.S...

  • 79 76
    Submitted by HornedGramma on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04pm

    I call bullshit! Portland, Oregon has the most: BARS, SMOKE SHOPS, STRIP CLUBS and SEX SHOPS per capita than ANY CITY IN THE WORLD. This is statistic and fuck you for trying to front.

  • 81 84
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 4:05pm

    League of morons

  • 78 79
    Submitted by vossman325 on Jul 24, 10 at 5:04pm

    So you're a Tucson area dude, with Denver connections... Let's fuckin party man!!!

  • 76 81
    Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:59pm

    Gotta love Denver.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by ellywar on Jul 25, 10 at 1:17am

    it's all about the 303 :)

  • 64 64
    Submitted by diinomunster on Jul 26, 10 at 11:55am

    But eau claire wi has more bars across the street from churches per capita. We win.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by ice43man on Jul 25, 10 at 4:28am

    Actually, the small po' dunk town of westville il has the most bars per capita. It's even in the guiness book of world records

  • 72 84
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 25, 10 at 3:33pm

    fat girls need love too...but they gotta pay

  • 63 66
    Submitted by brittneywithane on Jul 24, 10 at 7:46pm

    Livin in downtown Denver is the shit !

  • 61 68
    Submitted by bighood24 on Jul 26, 10 at 8:48am

    actually key west, florida has more bars per capita... i found this out personally plus i looked it up lol

  • 67 81
    Submitted by lmizulski on Jul 25, 10 at 2:22am

    Haha this sounds like me.

  • 72 91
    Submitted by 719ryan on Jul 24, 10 at 5:05pm

    303 second best place to live in CO

  • 71 92
    Submitted by MiZr00stUr on Jul 25, 10 at 2:46am

    I'm going to doubt that. All the people I know in Denver are overweight, drink copiously, and smoke cigarettes... Just because you go "linedancing" while you club it doesn't make you the healthiest.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 24, 10 at 7:45pm

    Moved from 313 to 303, you are so wrong. Colfax ave ftw!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by okas on Jul 25, 10 at 4:33am

    Damn happy to say I'm repping that 303

  • 57 71
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:33am

    heaven

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:19pm

    My god. Stop "reppin" u pissants. U aren't gangsters so pull ur pants up and hats go on straight!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by LivingDeadBoy on Jul 26, 10 at 7:34pm

    You have never been to Southeastern WI. Bar Capitol of the U.S.A.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Texas2010 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:29pm

    Texas State has the best happy hours of any school for everyday of the week

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Congoman on Jul 24, 10 at 5:14pm

    Denver is nothing compared to the 313!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by hoodlincoln on Jul 27, 10 at 11:07pm

    Fuck yes! I'll be seeing you denver in the fall.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Jeimuzu22 on Jan 29, 12 at 12:25pm

    DAMN STRAIGHT.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Cannibalcake on Jun 20, 12 at 3:54am

    Actually, Portland has the most bars, strip clubs and breweries per capita in the world. Nice try, though.

  • 60 91
    Submitted by LacrosseDude4 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:19pm

    I know where I'm going with my girlfriend. What you don't think I should bring her?

  • 39 52
    Submitted by dude88 on Jul 4, 11 at 9:55pm

    Unfortunately that last part is not true. We still have fatties like any other major city.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by infinetesmiles on Jun 7, 12 at 9:48am

    303 we go hard