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  • 84 62
    Submitted by ChefC on May 20, 10 at 3:30pm

    Maybe if she was in the kitchen cooking for him, the man could eat a proper meal while he watches the playoffs.

  • 76 55
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 20, 10 at 1:34pm

    So that's why she never called back. You bitch.

  • 76 59
    Submitted by michaelbolton on May 20, 10 at 3:21pm

    Hey! This is about meeeee! Now tell me how am I supposed to live without you?

  • 81 69
    Submitted by moonie on May 20, 10 at 1:39pm

    It's the playoffs, leave the man alone!

  • 78 64
    Submitted by abyss on May 20, 10 at 3:56pm

    I hope they mean tomato sauce or tomato soup, because tomato paste is literally tomatoes and salt with a little water. Gross.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Kryle on May 20, 10 at 6:48pm

    Wtf... Tomato paste is amazing to eat, I'm not even joking

  • 67 58
    Submitted by geezyfbaby on May 20, 10 at 3:48pm

    I agree. Cook the man a decent meal.

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on May 24, 10 at 12:30pm

    Men should be able to cook. Period. It's a necessary skill, and no self-respecting human being should eat straight tomato paste. You're two ingredients away from pasta, soup, dip, and many other things which are better.

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Savagejay on May 20, 10 at 1:57pm

    Sad and pathetic...watching the playoffs, gross. ;)

  • 54 53
    Submitted by deedee on May 20, 10 at 8:38pm

    he sounds fun

  • 62 69
    Submitted by wompbass on May 20, 10 at 1:30pm

    I don't really see a problem. I mean I guess it's gross to eat tomato paste but other than that, dude sounds cool.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by BirdsofReverie on May 21, 10 at 12:42am

    God I love St. Petersburg.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by urallstupid on May 20, 10 at 6:51pm

    tomato paste = weird, bottle of wine = f@g

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 20, 10 at 8:04pm

    Ewwwwwww. That is some nasty shit.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by arioch9 on May 20, 10 at 4:16pm

    Blackhawks are gonna win

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Tinkrrbel24 on May 22, 10 at 1:50am

    Tomato paste is the shit, I love it!!

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 2:40pm

    Haha that's great. This man should be idolized.