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  Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.

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• Bring them home. BUT kick them the fuck out in the morning. They don't get to stay long enough to watch tv. AND they definitely don't get the remote.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:47am

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• The remote is a sacred thing... Do not mess with the remote... And never fuck with my precordings...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:49pm

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• Piss in it anyway, he deserves it for having shitty one-nighters.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:42am

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• House guests do NOt get control of the remote. In future. pick more polite whores.win-win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:51am

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• This is so fuckin' funny!

  Submitted by FORR on Mar 10, 11 at 6:14pm

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• Piss in his mouth. Nothing excuses The Hills. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:06am

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• Aren't one-nighters shitty by definition?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:43pm

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• The Hills is so shit! Who ever came up with it should be shot...Piss wherever you possibly can...piss in his milk...or something

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:57pm

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• ive let my one nighters blow me while they watch stupid TV in the morning or something. just lay down with your head toward the TV so she can blow and watch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:44pm

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• 9:14 Good point. But I don't do my rm sloppy-seconds. We aren't that close.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:39am

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• the hills is not that bad..........its kinda fun

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:18am

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• i literally lol'ed at this ahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:13am

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• they're both whores. he's just as nasty.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:39pm

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• It's fine if she wants to watch MoronTV...as long as she blows you first.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:38am

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• @3:54 I hate you and want you to die

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:03am

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• 1:44 Why waste a good blow job with the tv on?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:44pm

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• At what point do you let a one nighter get to see the tv while it's turned on, unless its porn??! These people are amateurs! If bleachy's in a position to be alone with the roomy, he should be tappin' that shit too. I guaran-effing-tee she wouldn't say no, so man the eff up and hit that sloppyness.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:14am

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• 707 represent! Keeping it classy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:40am

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• Ahaha 3:54 I love you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:46pm

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• just fart in her mouth. no one actually respects bleach blondes anyway

  Submitted by mooch on Oct 16, 10 at 1:25am

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• You are what you fuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:33pm

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• Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:27am

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