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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:51am

    House guests do NOt get control of the remote. In future. pick more polite whores.win-win

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    Submitted by FORR on Mar 10, 11 at 6:14pm

    This is so fuckin' funny!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:49pm

    The remote is a sacred thing... Do not mess with the remote... And never fuck with my precordings...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:47am

    Bring them home. BUT kick them the fuck out in the morning. They don't get to stay long enough to watch tv. AND they definitely don't get the remote.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:18am

    the hills is not that bad..........its kinda fun

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:06am

    Piss in his mouth. Nothing excuses The Hills. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:39am

    9:14 Good point. But I don't do my rm sloppy-seconds. We aren't that close.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:57pm

    The Hills is so shit! Who ever came up with it should be shot...Piss wherever you possibly can...piss in his milk...or something

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:42am

    Piss in it anyway, he deserves it for having shitty one-nighters.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:14am

    At what point do you let a one nighter get to see the tv while it's turned on, unless its porn??! These people are amateurs! If bleachy's in a position to be alone with the roomy, he should be tappin' that shit too. I guaran-effing-tee she wouldn't say no, so man the eff up and hit that sloppyness.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:40am

    707 represent! Keeping it classy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:43pm

    Aren't one-nighters shitty by definition?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:13am

    i literally lol'ed at this ahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:38am

    It's fine if she wants to watch MoronTV...as long as she blows you first.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:44pm

    ive let my one nighters blow me while they watch stupid TV in the morning or something. just lay down with your head toward the TV so she can blow and watch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:33pm

    You are what you fuck.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:03am

    @3:54 I hate you and want you to die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:39pm

    they're both whores. he's just as nasty.

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    Submitted by mooch on Oct 16, 10 at 1:25am

    just fart in her mouth. no one actually respects bleach blondes anyway

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:44pm

    1:44 Why waste a good blow job with the tv on?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:46pm

    Ahaha 3:54 I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:27am

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug